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 Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:50 pm
*Runs up and starts turning the knob on the box*
"Silly, you gotta turn the knob!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:58 pm
*just in case sets his precious cargo far, far away and carefully, with great trepidation, turns the little knob, listening to the music as it gets closer and closer to the inevitable pop.....* sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:03 pm
*The Box plays some musics and pops, turning into a miniature robot and running around*
"See? No Harm, just lots of happy children."
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:06 pm
...dude, that's actually pretty damn cool. surprised Kudos.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:20 pm
"Oh, but watch!"
*Toyman pressed a button on the robot*
"Shhh...It's a special mode I created just for Superman"
*The robot was immidiately surrounded by electricity, grew to human size, and started destroying furniture with super-strength and electric blasts*
"Yay! It works!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:24 pm
gonk
Yeah, I think I might be seeing a safety hazard there. I can't say I see your toy doing so well in the general market. Parents aren't fond of getting WMDs for their kids.
*takes pot-shots with the Samaritan at the rampaging robot*
*ducks a chair* Damn, what kind of hellish insurance premiums does the Bistro hafta pay?
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:30 pm
"Oh, I'm not going to sell it to kids, only to Luthor and other friends of mine. I'm so proud of my robot" mrgreen
*Toyman jumps on his go-cart and starts controking the robot with a SNES controller*
eek "Remy has a safe in the back,...Remy has a safe in the back!"
*Toyman starts directing the robot toward the boiler room*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:32 pm
Much as I love chicanery and shenanigans as the next guy... I kinda figure Mr. Le Beau would prefer his safe to remain intact. stare And not emptied.
*jumps on the go-kart, grabbing the remote*
Time to shut this little wind-up monstrosity down.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:35 pm
"Aw,...But not if Mr. Mimzy has anything to say about it*
"Pulls out a mimzy doll rigged with a C-4, straps him into the seat of the cart, and jumps off"
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:42 pm
GAH! SON OF A-
*explodes, flying with the momentum to crash-land through the boiler room door*
.....godammit. stressed *sits up, checking self/coat for holes* Lookit that. Brand new frickin' coat. And it's got holes now. Great.
*looks at the door* Woops. I'll hafta apologize to Jaeger for that. *looks around the room a bit from his floor vantage point* Guess it was just a lot of junk in here. *carefully sets the door back on its hinges, despite it being greatly bent and having peices missing*
Least that blast destroyed the controls, too. *looks around at the general devastation* Hey Toy-guy, I'll make you a deal. You were never here if I wasn't neither. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:47 pm
"OK!"
*Runs out to go make more toys*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:49 pm
*Flies in*
"What the hell, I just saw a midget in a bowtie run outa the bistro..."
*Looks at all the carnage and a half naked Hellboy*
"Do I even need to ask or should I got back to the bars on Hellhole?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:49 pm
Don't even ask, man, it ain't worth it. Just means I have a ruined coat again. Sigh.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:51 pm
"The bars in bad shape, the booze unharmed?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:52 pm
*Pushes the door open, watches it crash down off it's hinges onto the floor.*
The Persians came this way, didn't they?
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