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 Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:27 pm
Theophrastus I wish the fan didn't dry out my eyes like little raisins. Granted, but only through you now having no eyes. I wish I could make good eye contact in casual conversation.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:28 pm
ProjectOmicron88 Theophrastus I wish the fan didn't dry out my eyes like little raisins. Granted, but only through you now having no eyes. I wish I could make good eye contact in casual conversation. Granted: now everyone else has no eyes. Creepy.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:12 pm
Free wish. I wish you didn't grant my wish sad
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:20 am
Granted but the ungranting a granted wish is a tricky prosses and explodes. You now resembol a naked mole rat.
I wish people would read a wish all the way through and that I will be a real life Claymore/silver eyed witch from the show Claymore, but one of the few that don't die or turn into an awakened one.
(last time you turned me into an awakened one though the wish was clear that I don't become a Yoma/Vorases Eater/Awakened One!)
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:44 am
Granted but now there to stupid to process the whole wish and still get it wrong.
I wish I could make Ice cream smelling farts. MAD.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:02 pm
SkeletonPhoenix Granted but now there to stupid to process the whole wish and still get it wrong. I wish I could make Ice cream smelling farts. MAD. Congratulations, you get your wish. The genie wasn't paying attention, though, and thought you said "I wish I could make ice cream smelling farts mad." So every time you encounter a fart that smells like ice cream, it becomes furious at you! I wish K-Mart didn't suck a million goat asses.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:11 pm
Theophrastus Congratulations, you get your wish. The genie wasn't paying attention, though, and thought you said "I wish I could make ice cream smelling farts mad." So every time you encounter a fart that smells like ice cream, it becomes furious at you! I wish K-Mart didn't suck a million goat asses. Granted. All the Timexes are replaced with Rolexes, bargain basement Frooty Pops are replaced with wholesome yet delicious breakfast cereals, and the clothing department stocks Versace and Armani lines. However, everything costs twenty times more. I wish I could wield the Force, so that I could levitate a glass of grape soda upstairs without leaving my computer.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:26 pm
ProjectOmicron88 Granted. All the Timexes are replaced with Rolexes, bargain basement Frooty Pops are replaced with wholesome yet delicious breakfast cereals, and the clothing department stocks Versace and Armani lines. However, everything costs twenty times more. I wish I could wield the Force, so that I could levitate a glass of grape soda upstairs without leaving my computer. Granted. Bonus - the grape soda gives you cancer.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:51 pm
Free wish. I wish I married someone named Tits McGee.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:52 pm
Baron von Turkeypants Free wish. I wish I married someone named Tits McGee. Granted. *changes name to Tits McGee, pulls a few strings* I wish the meal I just had wasn't so gross.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:58 pm
Granted. You now never had a meal and are starving and would gladly eat a groce meal.
I wish people weren't so stupid and jump to conclusions.
Wait yes I do because then I wouldn't be able to rape them in a debate.
Scratch that, next person gets a free wish.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:24 pm
I wish there was a cure for herpes. =o
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:52 pm
Granted, now there isn't a cure for chickenpox and everyone who had herpes now has that.
I wish Chappelle never quit Chappelle's Show.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:49 pm
Baron von Turkeypants Granted, now there isn't a cure for chickenpox and everyone who had herpes now has that. I wish Chappelle never quit Chappelle's Show. Fine, it's granted. He never quit the Chapelle show. However, come two or more seasons--Mr.Chappelle's humor begins to run dry, the audience isn't laughing as hard as they use to. As a matter of fact, attendance to his shows and ratings are dropping so he resorts to scraping the barrel. This bares little to no result, causing comedy central to drop him, strip him dry of his contract, and leave him in the gutter, bankrupt. Further more, despite his past of being such a reputable comedian--not one cable network or local channel wants to give him a job. Why? I dunno. Life just sucks that way. Poor guy never saw it coming. I wish my room mate wasn't such a sissy/stalker/moper over his girlfriend breaking up with him. a*****e wouldn't have lost his job if he wasn't such a b***h.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:31 pm
Killian Darkwater However, come two or more seasons--Mr.Chappelle's humor begins to run dry, the audience isn't laughing as hard as they use to. As a matter of fact, attendance to his shows and ratings are dropping so he resorts to scraping the barrel. This bares little to no result, causing comedy central to drop him, strip him dry of his contract, and leave him in the gutter, bankrupt. Further more, despite his past of being such a reputable comedian--not one cable network or local channel wants to give him a job. Why? I dunno. Life just sucks that way. Poor guy never saw it coming. I wish my room mate wasn't such a sissy/stalker/moper over his girlfriend breaking up with him. a*****e wouldn't have lost his job if he wasn't such a b***h. Granted: now he's a gun-shootin', steak-eatin', wife-slappin' Texan. I wish I could make delicious cherry cobbler appear before me any time I wanted.
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