Random Talk

[Snowpaya]

Well, I think -dark taco surfaces over a car and snipes Silver with bullet fruit-  

[nicomon the archmage]

Silver Ark

-dark taco surfaces over a car and snipes Silver with bullet fruit-

WHAT!? They came back!? This might be a problem.
*Takes out a broccoli cannon*  

[Snowpaya]

-dark taco drops to the floor and targets Nicomon's feet from under the car- I have the second target in sight, sir. It appears he's using a broccoli cannon. Request artillery support!  

[Aranael Aries]

I wonder what happened to poiison... he hasn't posted in quite a bit. I hope everything's ok :/  

[Snowpaya]

-dark taco waves Aranael's question passively- I'm sure he's doing something worth doing.  

[nicomon the archmage]

I'm bored.

*Aims broccoli cannon at the car dark taco is hiding behind*
hehe....
*Fires the cannon, releasing a spray of explosive cauliflower*  

[Snowpaya]

Weird stuff happens when you're bored.

-dark taco curses- Where's that damn artiller- -dark taco is cut off when car explodes at him from explosive cauliflower. The dark taco is killed instantly from the shrapnel and concussive blast-

-radio chatter- We read you, artillery support is inbound. -massive grean peas rain down from the sky on Nico's position-  

[nicomon the archmage]

*Raises hands above head, ominous chanting*
Batter Shield!
*Giant floating pancake appears above my head, blocking the peas*

That's right, I just used pancake magic.  

[Snowpaya]

o.O

-radio chatter- Tango is still active, repeat, tango is still active. Release the Kraken! -spinach Kraken squelches through streets, slapping at giant floating pancake-  

[nicomon the archmage]

*Lifts Medusa's head out of nowhere, spaghetti hair roiling in the wind*

This is lulzy.  

[Snowpaya]

-spinach Medusa turns to stone-

-radio chatter- Medusa is down, Medusa is down! Hey, where's the meatloaf?

-blind gray meatloaf resembling brain matter floats into view and lifts car with impressive presumptuous power-  

[nicomon the archmage]

*Sees brain-like thing and start chanting*
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
*brain-like thing melts as chanting continues*  

[Snowpaya]

-continual chanting thins the Veil, allowing demons and a banana in pajamas to cross over and take control of Hollywood-

Banana in pajamas has reached Lv. 30!
HP: 5
ATK: 5
DEF: 5
SP.ATK: 5
SP.DEF: 5
SPD: 5

What? Banana in pajamas is evolving!
Banana in pajamas has evolved into Hannah Banana!  

[nicomon the archmage]

Nicomon digivolves! Nicomon is now Insanitymon!

*Summons Gargantuan Hamstermonkey, which goes on to attempt to eat Hannah banana*  

[Snowpaya]

Hannah Banana used Destiny Bond!
The Pokemon and Digimon are now bound together!

Gargantuan Hamstermonkey used Bite!
It's super effective!
It's a critical hit!

Hannah Banana fainted!
Gargantuan Hamstermonkey fainted!

Auto Twitter item activates!
Hannah Banana Production Assistants have been called to the scene! (And by production assistants I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans)

Dark Taco has appeared!
What will you do?