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 Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:50 pm
*ends the eleventh bottle of rum, and stands, wobbling* DASH IT IS! I.... ish gonna getsh me a tatttooooooo. A heh heh. A sexshey laydee tattooooo. *staggers out the door, presumably in search of a tattoo parlor* domokun SHAILOR JEEERREEEE!! I NEEDZ A TATTOOOOO!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:49 am
*puts a sign next to the register*
Do not serve rum to these people:
Roy W. Harper
Roy Harper
R. William Harper
Hellboy
Heckboy
H-boy
Anung Un Rama
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:59 am
*starts sorting through register receipts*
Looks like Virgil's bill just came due, too.
eek
How does a 14 year old ring up a tab like this?!
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:03 am
gonk
Are you sure that's not the tab for EeeVirgil, the hard drinking, walking cautionary tale?
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:20 am
I don't think Eeevirgil drank 2,386 cans of 'Monster.'
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:23 am
It's not MY fault it takes that many cans to definitively determine that it doesn't actually turn you into a monster. Apparently, 'Pimp Juice' has the same lack of transmogrifying properties. scream
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:23 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:24 am
Wow, thanks! I almost forgot to calculate your tab for all that Pimp Juice, too!
*grabs the calculator*
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:26 am
Hmmm, who should I be today?
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:27 am
stressed
Luckily, fear of said transmogrifying effect is what kept me from drinking 'BAWLS.'
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:29 am
Lori Zechlin Hmmm, who should I be today? MR. WIZARD! BE MR. WIZARD!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:29 am
Virgil Hawkins stressed Luckily, fear of said transmogrifying effect is what kept me from drinking 'BAWLS.'
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:33 am
Klarinette, the Witch Girl! domokun
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:34 am
All righty, Virg. Here's your final tab. Due in 30 days. biggrin
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:37 am
Virgil Hawkins Klarinette, the Witch Girl! domokun
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