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 Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:50 pm
******** merry mother christmas.
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:31 pm
Christmas ******** mother merry.
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:35 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:48 am
Chakking Xmas ye Frakking Goyt's!
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:50 am
Merry Christmas ya Arseholes.  A win book from my brother. A stuffed bunny in Zombieland. Armed with a chainsaw such wiin.
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:11 pm
This year for Xmas we got...
A broken Xbox (This is number SIX to break! SIX! And the website claimed it went out of warranty only four MONTHS after we bought it. I call bullshit!)
And... internet screws of SUCH epic ******** (me being the first to notice it) MY laptop ended up reformatted... and the problem turned out to be our ******** service provider.
This means resetting my beloved machine (which is STILL going string after 2 years of my abuse, so brave!), sending off the Xbox and no Borderlands with Corbin over New Years and all sorts of toehr assorted LAME.
In other news... m PS3 is STILL working fine....
Not feeling veyr merry or christmassy on the other fronts though.
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:18 pm
Risk guidance on christmas songs
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place. Santa to add Dignity at Work video to his RR & V Calendar (December)
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around
The union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts. Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around she / he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:22 pm
Best bit? Thats my job now ^^ H&S: Ruining everyones fun.
And I dont even DO any of the work myself. I DELEGATE.
"Andrew, its 1 degree outside. Please grit the paths today."
"Colin, this gentleman from Chubb will take away those ol fire extinguishers, please get them from the garage for him"
"Jean, we have a new hoist coming in, could you risk assess it for me please and send me the paperwork."
^^
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:27 pm
Mka is sulky and wants to RP T___T. Tonight was going so well until my father decided to snap at me for something he apparently was annoyed about.
-mutter-
And his girlfriend keeps bitching about how her head hurts because she had a cold.. but today rather than rest and drink water and have soup... she's had dayquil and a bottle and a half of ******** red wine...
I like her and all but seriously... it doesn't take a genius to know that wine is not going to help a cold.
I was sad about going home but now that my sister has left.. I am rather looking forward to leaving.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:19 am
*Pets and hugs everyone*
Check facebook over the next couple of days, but the pics may be slightly offensive to all sense's, you have been warned
oh sorry if you see my meat in the pics!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:09 am
I imagine I will be steering clear of your profile for quite some time...
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:12 pm
Merry Xmas all you lunatics
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:27 pm
You too Norris.
Also, you mangy lot... people owe me posts yo!
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:03 am
I'd like to amend a previous statement, i previously stated to everyone that i was back, meaning i had gone somewhere.
Memtally yes i did, but i realise now that statement was a lie.
If i was 'back' it would mean i had delved into the past and this would be bad, I am mentally more stable but Mijin has been improved, there is no turning back only moving forward, it took me a while but i can now look to the future and have met a very nice young lady who helped me see the recent error in my ways.
In short noone need worry anymore as i am ok, i intend to be about more in the new year so roleplay for me is a definate.
Hope all of you are well and i intend to share my new found love for life with you all
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