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Here's the first 200. I'll continue the rest at another time.

1. Have you ever milked a monkey? I have not.
2. How do you milk a monkey? Tug on its teats.
3. What letter does your middle name start with? R
4. How many toes do you have? 10
5. Do you shave the top of your feet? No.
6. When was the last time you cut your toenails? Last month?
7. If you were an orange, what would your name be? Naval.
8. Is the cup half empty or half full? In-between.
9. Who gave you that cup? I bought it.
10. What the heck is a drama llama? An overly dramatic camel-like thing.
11. pirate or ninja? Pirate.
12. When was the last time you blew your nose? This morning.
13. What is the saddest movie you've ever seen? Old Yeller.
14. What is one movie that you can pretty much repeat line for line? Back to the Future
15. What is your favorite scene of your favorite movie? Daffy Duck chase scene through Warner Bros. Studio Lot in Looney Tunes: Back in Action
16. Who is your favorite actor? Danny DeVito
17. Who is your favorite actress? Christina Ricci
18. Pudding or Jello? Jello
19. Do you own any vinyl records? Only one.
20. Do you own a webcam? Does my Xbox Live Vision Camera count?
21. What was your favorite television show as a child? Aladdin: The Animated Series
22. Do you plan to have kids? Eventually. Gotta find a girl first.
23. If you were a king or queen, what would your number 1 rule be? Be kind, rewind.
24. What is a cult of personality? A group of really interesting people.
25. Can you paint with all the colors of the wind? Yes.
26. What is your favorite Disney movie/cartoon? Aladdin.
27. Have you seen The Labyrinth (the movie)? Yes. I hate it.
28. What is the scariest movie you've seen? Halloween.
29. What is the funniest movie you've ever seen? The Producers
30. What's purpose of a porpoise? To warn mankind of the impending destruction of the Earth.
31. Have you ever been cow tipping? No.
32. If you could have a pet dolphin, would it be smarter than you? Naturally.
33. Should Pluto be taken out of the planet category? Yes.
34. If Pluto isn't a planet anymore, will we have to rename Mickey's dog? Nope. He's just an honorary 8th Dwarf now and has to live with Snow White and the gang.
35. What species is Goofy? Dog.
36. What game systems do you own? Xbox 360, Wii, Gamecube, Nintendo 64, Sega Genesis, Nintendo DS, Gameboy Advanced, Gameboy Color, PC.
37. Can I have them all? Absolutely not.
38. Do you wear glasses? No.
39. Do you know what a poop noodle is? Sounds like a long string of poo.
40. Do you know how old PFF is? 20something. Just guessing.
41. Did I confuse you when I said PFF? No.
42. Do you donate to people? Sometimes.
43. Can I ask you why? Yes.
44. Why? Because.
45. Are there mountains in your area of the world? No.
46. Have you ever been to the ocean? Yes.
47. Have you ever eaten a worm? No.
48. Have you ever burnt a bug? No.
49. Have you ever saved someone from drowning? No.
50. Have you ever taken your pet swimming? Yes.
51. Why do monkey's pee in their mouth? Boredom.
52. Who spanked the baboon's butt? Dust for prints and find out.
53. What was the last movie you saw? Green Lantern
54. What color socks are you wearing? None.
55. What color underwear are you wearing? White.
56. What color is the floor/carpet under you? Gray.
57. Who can you see around you right now? Bob.
58. If you weren't on gaia right now, what else might you be doing? On Facebook.
59. Do you like hashbrowns with gravy, onions, and A-1 sauce? Yes.
60. Did you brush your teeth today? Yes.
61. Honestly, how many days have you been wearing the socks you're wearing right now? 0
62. Do you own anything pink? Probably. Don't know what it is though.
63. What is the color of the walls in your room? White.
64. Have you ridden a school bus? Yes.
65. Do you sing in the shower? No.
66. Do you pee in the shower? Who doesn't?
67. Do you blow your nose in the shower? Yes.
68. Do you make spaghetti in the shower? No.
69. Are you tired of me asking about your shower? Yes.
70. What shampoo/conditioner do you usually use? Pert Plus.
71. Do you have peircings? No.
72. What's your favorite emote? biggrin
73. If you could be a letter in the alphabet, what would you be? Q.
74. What is your favorite year of school? 8th grade.
75. Who was your best friend in first grade? I don't remember. I don't think I really had one.
76. Do you know what rocky mountain oysters really are? No.
77. Do you know the definition of the word 'dork'? It's a whale p***s.
78. Do you have any pets? Yes.
79. Are you scared of insects? Some of them.
80. Pudding or Jello? Jello. Again.
81. Ketchup or mustard? Ketchup.
82. Have you had Gumbo? Yes.
83. Have you had sushi? Yes.
84. Do you own any instruments? Yes.
85. Have you ever been pooped on? No.
86. What is your favorite grandma's name? Thelma and Catherine.
87. Do you eat dinner at one table with your family? I used to.
88. Did you ever want a pony? No.
89. Do you know how much freakn' food a pony eats? No.
90. What would fall faster; a pound of butter or a pound of sausage? Depends on whether or not you butter the sausage before you drop it.
91. What was the last thing you ate? Chicken Wings.
92. Do you know what a hyperbole is? I used to.
93. Do you like math? No.
94. Do you write notes on your hands? No.
95. Close your eyes for 10 seconds right now. write what you see. I fell asleep.
96. Did you have a dream last night? No.
97. How many hours of sleep did you get last? 4
98. Did you wake up to an alarm this morning? Yes.
99. Do you drink coffee? No.
100. Do you believe in fairy's? No.
101. Would you consider yourself awesome? No.
102. What is one word that you might say is your catchphrase? Crap.
103. Do your parents allow you to curse in front of them? They allow me to do what I want.
104. Do/did your parents make you do chores? Yes.
105. Do/did your parents pay you allowance for chores? Yes.
106. Are you listening to music right now? No.
107. If a duck and a coconut had babies, what might they look like? They would look like a Kiwi bird.
108. Roughly, how many guilds do you belong to? 5
109. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Go back to sleep.
110. Do you set your clothes out before bed? Sometimes.
111. When was the last time you were nervous? Yesterday. I'm constantly nervous.
112. Have you traveled somewhere outside of your home country? Sort of. I have been to the Bahamas and a few other non-US Caribbean islands.
113. Where were you born? Orlando, Florida area.
114. Were you born in a hospital? Yes.
115. How do you want to die? I don't want to know what hit me.
116. What is your obsession? Ducks/birds.
117. Have you laughed so much it hurt? Yes.
118. Have you cried so much it hurt? Yes.
119. Have you cried on purpose to get out of something? Yes.
120. Have you tasted tears? Yes.
121. How do you make a crocodile cry? By peeling an onion.
122. What happens when you give a mouse a cookie? The mouse never leaves.
123. When is the last time you colored something? Probably a few days ago.
124. How old do you act most of the time? 40.
125. Have you been punished for something you didn't do? No.
126. Have you ever hid your grades from your parents? Yes.
127. Have you ever stayed up for more than 24 hours? Yes.
128. Can you put your legs behind your head? I used to be able to.
129. When is the last time you blew bubbles in your drink? The last time I had a straw in my drink.
130. How often do you drink water? About once a day.
131. How often do you exercise? About once a year.
132. Have you ever made snow angels? No.
133. Have you ever built a sand castle? Yes.
134. Have you broken any bones? Yes.
135. Have you ever seen a ghost? No.
136. Do you remember your first crush? Yes.
137. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall/door/mirror? No.
138. Have you ever gotten caught passing notes in school? Yes.
139. Do you like the smell of permanent markers? Yes.
140. Do you like the smell of gas? No.
141. What is your favorite smell? Jasmine.
142. What is your favorite sound? Laughter.
143. Describe the feeling of sand/mud between your toes. Gritty/Slimey
144. Have you ever made someone eat something nasty? Yes.
145. Did you spray yourself with a fragrance today? No.
146. Icecream; cup or cone? Cone.
147. Have you ever given a friend bad advice? Probably.
148. When was the last time you got your hair cut? Last Friday.
149. How old were you 5 years ago? 22.
150. Do you remember the Alamo? Nope.
151. What do you think about cloning? What do you think about cloning?
152. If you could go back in time, what time period would you end up in? The 70's. Or the 30's.
153. Where did the phrase "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" come from? Probably from people that ate horses.
154. Do you think someone has ever eaten a whole horse? I'm sure someone tried to.
155. Do you believe in Paul Bunyan? I think it was a real person, but the tale of him has been fabricated.
156. How tall are you? 5'9"
157. What shirt are you wearing? A red Mario shirt.
158. When was the last time you washed your sheets? Two weeks ago.
159. Are you picky about what type of milk you drink? Not really. Prefer 2%
160. What's your favorite breakfast food? Scrambled Eggs and Bacon.
161. What was the reason for your last doctor visit? I think it was for my wrists. I have carpal tunnel.
162. Do you have any birthmarks? Yes.
163. What was the last CD you bought? The Addams Family Musical Soundtrack
164. Who killed Roger Rabbit? Michael Eisner.
165. Who dunnit? Professor Plum.
166. Do you know how to swim? Yes.
167. If you could have a super power, what would it be? The ability to go invisible at will.
168. Birds or bees? Birds.
169. Have you been stung by a bee? Yes.
170. Do you know how to lasso? No.
171. Have you been fishing? Yes.
172. Have you caught any fish? Yes.
173. Have you kissed a fish? No.
174. Have you rubbed a lamp which resulted in a genie popping out? No. I've tried.
175. Do you believe in a thing called love? Yes. It's a crazy little thing.
176. Can you find Waldo? Yes.
177. When is the last time you played with water guns? When I was 8.
178. Did you participate in WWII? No.
179. Are you scared of old people? No.
180. Do you know the story behind the children's song "ring around the rosy"? Yes.
181. If it was 7:00pm, where might you be? Somewhere in Eastern Europe/Western Asia.
182. If it was 10:00 pm, where might you be? China
183. Do you know any good irish drinking songs? A couple.
184. Have you been camping? Yes.
185. Has a bear ever tried to eat your food? No.
186. Have you ever karate chopped a bear for trying to eat your food? No.
187. Have you ever had a tea party? No.
188. What way does the cookie crumble? Because it does.
189. Do you dip your cookies in milk? Yes.
190. Do you have certain ways to eat your food? Yes.
191. Are there certain things you can't/ shouldn't eat? Yes.
192. Have you ever been stinked by a skunk? No.
193. What's your favorite nickname? Schmitty.
194. How many rooms are in your house/living place? 3.
195. Do you share a room with someone else? No.
196. Where is the computer located at in your house? My room, mostly. It's a laptop.
197. Can I pay you back Wednesday for a hamburger today? Sure.
198. Do you know what the most wonderful thing about Tigger's is? That he's the only one.
199. Do you sing in the produce isle? No.
200. Is the grass greener on the other side? Sometimes.