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 Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 12:43 pm
Erik: *wakes up from bad dream* Nooo! The spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!
Christine: You tell those spiders, Erik.
ROTFL. This just suddenly popped into my head. It's from the 3rd Harry Potter movie. I'm feeling quite hyper and random today 3nodding
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:00 pm
Raoul: I'LL GET CHRISTINE NO MATTER WHAT!!! HA **Starts to strip**
I'm-to sexy for my shoes, to sexy for my shirt, so sext that it hurts
Erik: *covers his eyes and ears* MY EYES!!!!! MY NON EXISTANT EYES!!!!! YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN BURNING THINGS THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST!!!!!!! ******** IT
TAKE CHRISTINE, JUST SHUT UP AND STOP!!!
Christine: You mean... I'LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM DOING THAT??!?!
YOU ******** IT!!! IF YOU REALLY LOVE ERIK, ME SAVE ME FROM THIS f**!!!!
Erik: that was a dis. cool
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:18 pm
SyrenaV Okay, My sister just said the weirdest thing to me. Here's how it went: Linda (sister): I've got it! The Phantom...of the Mouse. Syrena: That's weird. L: No! You see, Mickey would be the Phantom, and Minnie would be Christine, and Daisy would be Carlotta-- S: Daisy would be Carlotta. L: And Donald would be Raoul! S: No, Christine actually ends up with Raoul! Little b***h (didn't actually say that) Make Mickey Raoul (he acts like him, anyway), and make Donald the... At this point, I realize what I'm about to say, and burst into laughter. L: What? S: *between laughs* Imagine if you will...Donald Duck...trying to sing...Music of the Night.... 'Nuff Said. Mickey mouse has such a girly voice. thats why he should be phantom! well, it worked for MC.... but then again... MC is like.... GOD
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 12:46 pm
Introducing_emy oh god those are hilarious. I had to throw this one in. Erik: [to Christine] Come over here and ride the E-train! *spank* *dies* xd
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 9:33 pm
I heart Improvaganza.
Erik: *punjabs Buquet*
Buquet: Dost thou realize that hurt?
Erik: That will do! Class is in session! We must learn the rules of music! Music I say!
Christine: *backs into Erik*
Erik: Do not push me in the toilet...MUSIIIIIIIIIC!!!!
(Note: It was originally logic, not music.)
Christine: Logic states that if you put your hand in front of the camera, the camera can see naught but your hand. Cannot see his face! Or my face! It cannot see the world!
Erik: Exactly! Night will soon fall on the world!
Raoul: I MUST DO BATTLE WITH THE FORCES OF EVIL!!!
Christine: *unconvinced* You must be a very brave man...
Raoul: *pulls out rainbow ribbon stick instead of sword* AHA!
Erik: That is not a sword.
Raoul: Someone has swapped my sword with this...rainbow whip?!
Erik: So you do not have a single sword?
Raoul: *pulls out pillow* AHA!
Erik: That, my friend, is a pillow.
Raoul: 'Tis a shield.
Erik: Someone has swapped your shield with--
Christine: *coming in with noise tube* Sir! Your sword seems to be strangely deformed!
Erik: *going beyond Improvaganza quotes* *mutters* Like my face.
Raoul: Who has done this? This is the work of a great sorcerer!
Erik: You dare face my sword?
Raoul: *holds up shoe* Indeed.
Raoul: Not all is right...therefore, something is wrong!
Christine: Indeed, you have taken geometry!
Carlotta: *singing*
Christine: I can sing better than you! *pushes Carlotta out of the way* Ahem...
Erik&Raoul: *swordfighting*
Christine: Hey, break it up! Can't you see we're still in school?
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:30 am
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:08 pm
Improvaganza is a movie that I made with two of my friends. It is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! "Well, if the hypotenuse of the binomial is concave, then yes, the night is coming." Oh and this is a reference to Hello Dolly (which has MC in it!!!!): Erik: *dancing around* Look, I'm dancing!!!!!AKH!!!! *falls over onto the organ* Organ: *CACAPHONY* Erik: Heh heh heh...
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 8:49 pm
More Improvaganza!!!
Erik&Raoul: *swordfighting in sepia slow motion*
Erik: Thy hair! Thy hair!
Raoul: My haaaaaaaaaaair!
Erik: Shall I cut thy hair?
Raoul: Nooooo thy shall not.
Erik: You mean...thou meanst...thou shalt not!
Erik&Raoul: THOU SHALT NOT!!!
Erik: Darkness is coming. There is only one small patch of light.
Raoul: Look! A ka-not!
Christine: A ka-not? That is terrible!...Give me the ka-not!
Raoul: *unties* The knot...the ka-not is untied!
Christine: The ka-not is untied!
Erik: But what about the darkness?
Erik: I challenge thee!
Raoul: I challenge thee!
Erik: But wait! We must do it in the proper setting. Come with me, my friend... or should I say... my enemy?
XD
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:01 am
Erik: Quick!Paint the eggs purple and hide them in the park!And from now on,eggs come from RABBITS.
Christine: Why?! eek
Erik: SO THE MOBS OF FANGIRLS WON'T KILL THE CHICKENS!
Erik + Chickens = .....One very makes-no-sense moment.*Note to self: Never joke after staying up untill 4 am playing Drakenguard....*
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:06 am
Kickable Puppy SyrenaV Okay, My sister just said the weirdest thing to me. Here's how it went: Linda (sister): I've got it! The Phantom...of the Mouse. Syrena: That's weird. L: No! You see, Mickey would be the Phantom, and Minnie would be Christine, and Daisy would be Carlotta-- S: Daisy would be Carlotta. L: And Donald would be Raoul! S: No, Christine actually ends up with Raoul! Little b***h (didn't actually say that) Make Mickey Raoul (he acts like him, anyway), and make Donald the... At this point, I realize what I'm about to say, and burst into laughter. L: What? S: *between laughs* Imagine if you will...Donald Duck...trying to sing...Music of the Night.... 'Nuff Said. Mickey mouse has such a girly voice. thats why he should be phantom! well, it worked for MC.... but then again... MC is like.... GOD Donald Duck trying to sing music of the night?! ... Donald: *Tries to sing 'Music of the Night* Erik: MY EARS! gonk *Jumps off a building* Phangirls: eek ERIK! *Jump after him* Me: *Was one of those phangirls* Shoot.Now we're ALL gonna die! All thanks to Donald Duck...just like playing KH2....
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:17 am
*I'm taking stuff my friends,both online and off,random other scorces and I have said here...*
* domokun * = Lines I've said
WARNING: EXTREMELY RANDOM
Erik: Imma kill you now.....kay? =^_^=
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Raoul: I took your Xbox and fed it to RIKU!
Meg: gonk Not my XBox! * domokun *
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Christine: Hey,I think the Opera House just blew up...I THINK EXPLOSIONS ARE PRETTY! biggrin * domokun *
Everyone else: gonk
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Erik: Peachy does the plots,I do the doom. >=D
*None of my friends have said this* Christine:Who the heck is Peachy?!
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Raoul: Would you STOP switching sides and just CHOOSE A SIDE ALREADY?! scream
*Insert charicter here*: I'mma dirty double crosser. wink * domokun *
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Carlotta: IT'S FUN TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE CHEATERS!
All: gonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:51 am
Erik's Life-Size Christine Doll: *robotically* I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:22 am
Elanchana Erik's Life-Size Christine Doll: *robotically* I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. Erik: *backing away* ********. ********. ********. ********.
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:33 am
Fop 1: *dances out onto the stage*
Reyer: Wow, he is a good dancer! O_O
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:45 pm
Andre to Raoul : *licks lips* Heeey Sexy
Raoul: eek
Andre:*gasp* s**t!!! Nevermind!! I thought you were a gal!
Raoul: burning_eyes
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