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 Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:11 pm
Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor Granted, and your teeth have now fallen out due to excess drinking.
I wish you had less soda. Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:32 am
Granted but I still have no teeth.
I wish I was in a james bond movie.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:09 pm
SkeletonPhoenix Granted but I still have no teeth. I wish I was in a james bond movie. Granted. You're the random soldier who gets blown over a railing. I wish I was made of liquid metal like in Terminator 2.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:35 am
Granted you are no a puddle of liquid mercury because the tech to keep you together hasn't been invented.
I wish live was an anime.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:47 am
Granted Life is now Claymore and you get your guts eaten by a Yoma with bad breath and sharp pointy teeth.
I wish I was a real life Claymore/silver eyed witch from the show Claymore, but one of the few that don't die or turn into an awakened one.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:21 am
banryuu Granted Life is now Claymore and you get your guts eaten by a Yoma with bad breath and sharp pointy teeth. I wish I was a real life Claymore/silver eyed witch from the show Claymore, but one of the few that don't die or turn into an awakened one. Granted! You turn into a Claymore. Bad thing is, you get really pissed one day and pass over 80% of your power, and become a Yoma. Enjoy eating human innards. I wish my laundry would wash itself.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:47 am
Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor Granted, but it didn't know not to mix whites and coloreds. All your underwear is now pink. Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:38 pm
Baron von Turkeypants Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor Granted, but it didn't know not to mix whites and coloreds. All your underwear is now pink. Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor Sweet, I get a free wish! I wish that the last Junior Mint tasted as fresh and good as the first instead of my senses getting dulled to their deliciousness.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:02 pm
Theophrastus Baron von Turkeypants Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor Granted, but it didn't know not to mix whites and coloreds. All your underwear is now pink. Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor Sweet, I get a free wish! I wish that the last Junior Mint tasted as fresh and good as the first instead of my senses getting dulled to their deliciousness. Granted, but now there's only about five to a box. I wish I had the ability to slow down time and dodge bullets with super reflexes, like in F.E.A.R.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:37 pm
Granted, but once you started using it, you can't undo the time slowing. So now you have to go through life in ultra slow motion. Having sex won't be quite as fun any more. Or will it?
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:54 am
Free wish.
I wish that the next president will be better than Bush.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:36 am
SkeletonPhoenix Free wish. I wish that the next president will be better than Bush. Granted, but he's only better with regards to sentence structure. I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:16 pm
Granted, but your wishing to wish has caused a black hole to form in your vicinity.
I wish my head didn't hurt sad
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:54 pm
Baron von Turkeypants Granted, but your wishing to wish has caused a black hole to form in your vicinity. I wish my head didn't hurt sad Granted.  I wish I had a prehensile tail.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:16 pm
ProjectOmicron88 Baron von Turkeypants Granted, but your wishing to wish has caused a black hole to form in your vicinity. I wish my head didn't hurt sad Granted. I wish I had a prehensile tail. Granted, but it takes all your mental faculties to control it. While you become amazingly dexterous with your tail, your body otherwise atrophies and soon you're known as "that guy in the shopping cart who drags himself around with his tail." I wish the fan didn't dry out my eyes like little raisins.
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