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 Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:51 am
because the penguins put them there while your not looking ninja
when a battery dies should you bury it or cremate it?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:02 am
Cremate it... there's no chance in it going boom without a flame
why does this little fella, domokun , like to eat the air?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:56 am
A; because then he feels like he's eating spammers 'cause all they spew is hot air
Q: why are my fingernails so long?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:59 am
A: So you can scratch your brain.
Q: Why is it raining so much?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:20 am
Because it can.
Q: If up is down, left is right, and George Bush is intelligent, what is your IQ?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:25 am
A: If all that is true less than 78.
Q: Which way is down without gravety?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:32 am
A: Whichever way you want down to be.
Q: Why does the sun burn?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:37 am
A: It actually explodes.
Q: Why is black a fassionable color? (why can't I spell?)
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:44 am
A: Because black never goes out of style.
Q: Why isn't white a fashionable color?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:14 am
A: It is... just not that often.
B: Meow?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:19 am
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:23 am
A: Quirkle
B: Why do small words make meaning only to those who understand what they mean? like... 42
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:27 am
A: Because we are all hitchhikers in the universe.
Q: Why am I poor?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:37 am
A: Because hitchhikers cannot be rich.
Q: Why am I a "rich" college student? (which means I can actually pay for real food)
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:39 am
ricuse7 A: Because hitchhikers cannot be rich. Q: Why am I a "rich" college student? (which means I can actually pay for real food) A: Are you selling illegal drugs? cause if that's the reason why.... Q: Bam diggy siggy
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