|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:04 am
Granted but you will forget to wash your face leaving toothpaste every where and not knowing it, you will wear your shirt back to front and your breakfast will be burnt toast with over due milk.
i wish i could fly and touch the moon before tomoro
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:07 am
You can fly and touch the moon but there are aliens on the moon and they kill you!
I wish that I could turn back the time
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:18 am
Granted, but then the time stream would become inverted for good and you become younger, younger and younger till you eventually disappear, by the time of your birth.
I wish my parents were mute. stare
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:26 am
granted, but then you go deaf shortly after.
i wish i could fly.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:44 am
Granted- But then you would have to listen to R. Kelly's awful power-ballad "I believe I can fly" for the rest of your life...and you don't have anylegs...so you can't land....
I wish my fashion line would go global! And be up there with names like Versace, Gucci, Prada, Chloe, Yves Saint Laurent, Westwood, and Etro....
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:40 pm
mini_chick Granted- But then you would have to listen to R. Kelly's awful power-ballad "I believe I can fly" for the rest of your life...and you don't have anylegs...so you can't land.... I wish my fashion line would go global! And be up there with names like Versace, Gucci, Prada, Chloe, Yves Saint Laurent, Westwood, and Etro.... Granted, but you go bankrupt shortly afterwards.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
---------- Currently questing for a red/black joker collar Process - 2707/27500 tickets
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:44 pm
Granted, but then you'd miss the chance of meeting the handsome doctor guy of your dreams, to marry him, have a lotta brats and live happily ever after.
@mini_chick: You forgot Chanel. Blasphemy.
I wish I was Gwen Stefani (?).
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:31 pm
TheDeadGerbil Granted, but then you'd miss the chance of meeting the handsome doctor guy of your dreams, to marry him, have a lotta brats and live happily ever after.
@mini_chick: You forgot Chanel. Blasphemy.
I wish I was Gwen Stefani (?). Granted, but you're now addicted to crack and are bulimic along with it. I wish for good speakers.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:21 pm
OriginalVhan I wish for good speakers. Granted -- but you are also rewarded with a good heart, realizing that you could do without them. So you sell them and donate the money to "Save the Star-nosed Moles" Foundation.
I wish I could play the Minute Waltz in actually a minute.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:37 pm
Rydia Mist I wish I could play the Minute Waltz in actually a minute. Granted, but it causes your fingers to hurt. This, in and of itself, is not such a bad thing, but eventually the pain progresses throughout your hands, and up your arms. Then, they fall off. I wish that the world was swallowed by a Giant Space Whale, sorta like Pinocchio, only with a planet, and a bigger whale.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:12 pm
TheDuc Granted, but it causes your fingers to hurt. This, in and of itself, is not such a bad thing, but eventually the pain progresses throughout your hands, and up your arms. Then, they fall off. I wish that the world was swallowed by a Giant Space Whale, sorta like Pinocchio, only with a planet, and a bigger whale. granted but you will fall from the earth and land in one of the wales cavities where you will spend the rest of your life. i wish i had enough money to open up my dream bar place.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:56 am
passionberry TheDuc Granted, but it causes your fingers to hurt. This, in and of itself, is not such a bad thing, but eventually the pain progresses throughout your hands, and up your arms. Then, they fall off. I wish that the world was swallowed by a Giant Space Whale, sorta like Pinocchio, only with a planet, and a bigger whale. granted but you will fall from the earth and land in one of the wales cavities where you will spend the rest of your life. i wish i had enough money to open up my dream bar place. Granted- But it quickly fills with a bunch of b-list celebrities who just wanna go where everybody knows your name...and their always glad you came...they wanna be where the people are...and their troubles are all the same...they wanna go where everybody knows their name... doo doo doo doo DUH DUH doo doo doo doo DUH DUH doo doo doo dooooooooooo I wish my girlfriends parents liked me... cry Wah!@ The Dead Gerbil! Holy shrimp paste your right! I also forgot Oscar De La'renta...and I'm wearing him right now! *Commits a fashion savy suicide* hmmm....fashion savy suicide...that would make for a killer band na- *dies*
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:43 am
Granted, but they like you TOO MUCH, resulting in a mrs Robinson situation that results in death and pain.
I hope that House and his ex-girlfriend DON'T get back together.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:04 am
Granted, but they're both miserable, and make your like unbearable.
I wish I knew Mick Jagger personally.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:33 am
Granted but then you'd know Mick Jagger personally. 'Nuff said.
I wish I was an only child.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|