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 Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:52 am
So in a way you bait them to be p***k to you just so you can cut them down? And now I have confirmation I'm 100% sure my friend got toyed with by a troll or something of that nature. You guys tell me since I'm more than sure this qualifies for a WTF. Brief history he was looking for a 1x1 and found a girl wanting to do a yuri RP via AIM. Quote: Her- A question first to see if there's even a chance of us being compatible: How fond of you are breasts? **are you of breasts? Him-Very fond, just as long as they arent ginormous. Her- Well, there we have a problem. Him-how is that? Her-Because my minimum for breast size is quite large. Him-how large do you consider your minimum? Her-Large enough that the woman wouldn't be able to reach into her own cleavage were she to hug them. And I'm also a fan of four breasted girls. Him-I dom't mind four breasted women, but very large breast to me is anything over DD Her-DD is pathetically small by my standards. So we'll have to part ways. Him-Facination with large breast should be something to mention in your thread. Good day and very sorry that this didn't work out for you. Good luck in your search. I took a look at her profile and posts and all of the posts she has made consist of making her 1x1 search and then bumping that thread.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:51 am
Nah, I don't bate them. I just try to politely stop it. I mean if they don't stop and I relish finishing it? Not my fault, it's actually more of a pleasant surprise when they don't, but to be completely honest that more baser blood thirstier side does love it.
2ndly? When in doubt? Prolly a troll.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:41 am
Yeah. She's wearing a set and her birthday is 1/1 troll account to me.
But just to get back at her I was so tempted to contact her and say that it's fine with me as long as they are real and she doesn't mind my character having a sadistic split persona that will tie her down and then proceed to perform breast tortures on her. Clothes pins, vices, eletroshock, melting candles on her, whips, brier switches and weighted clamps.
Oh and that when that persona pops out so does an ancient curse placed upon her by a manic depressant gypsy that works nights as a clown. When that happens she sprouts two penises that spits burning lava to produce the hell spawn that will become the next cast of Jersey Shore.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:45 am
Ah, the dual lava spitting c**k trick. I just miss the good old days when surprise money shots ended with carnivorous semen.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:46 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:03 am
Apparently that has been aptly named vaginal dentatta? It has a long history of haunting old school folk lore. Just in the same way that the jesus fish turned ninety degrees used to be a pagan symbol of fertility, it was also used in a ritual for baptizing. (Moving someone through the pagan symbol, symbolized rebirth.)
Sorry about that random vomiting of none critical and barely related information. It depends in what kind of mood I'm in, and how I deal with trolls.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:23 am
Oh I know of those old stories. Such wonderful bedtime stories they'll make.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:49 am
I'm glad I didn't hear any of those stories as a young and severely impressionable child. o_o
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:13 am
She was definitely a troll. Or a gold whore. And that was definitely a WTF moment. But the one you threw out completely overshadows it, Bern. Lava spudging peckers. You have some serious issues. Have you considered seeing a therapist?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:44 am
No. Don't want to. Besides I only said that to be more outrageous than her.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:54 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:44 pm
Not to mention I think that I've been doing a pretty good job of keeping my dislike towards most of humanity, urges of world domination, and the cleansing of the horribly stupid in check. I just have a lot of blades and pyro knowledge just in case. 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:51 pm
I have mentioned how we're getting married and conquering the world right? I actually have financial plans worked out somewhat and where to buy what. I just need to quickly get some guns and steal a lot of coke...
I need starting capital for my ventures and you can't really report your s**t getting stollen when you're a drug dealer o_o;; Specially if they're dead and I use connections to frame some other poor sod that needs killing for the job.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:36 pm
That's why you need a decent front and a few loyal officers on the force under your pay/thumb.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:42 pm
That's been worked out. My friend Deemer is crazy with working on stuff, he's a mod freak when it comes to engineering. We'd have man portable rail guns, if I could find a genius programmer we'd have man portable air superiority turrets as well. Tanks would be meaningless too. If aircraft can't get close neither can missiles. It involves the abuse of an abandoned design plans for flux capacitors, buying some islands, and initially overthrowing africa to privatize millitary forces, and create enforced agricultural reform to fix africa and a good chunk of the world.
Also I'd enforce equal labor practices to abolish America's outsourcing tradition of using slaves. Even if they're chinese the working conditions and alternatives pretty much leave it at voluntary slavery. If they had equal rights under globalized labor laws, people would get a fair chance at all jobs because they would be much more alluring to have.
^-^
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