I was just interviewed about my views
Here is the interview itself.
Enjoy
-Rita Lynn
Floweramon
Mistress-Rita-Lynn
Floweramon
Hello! My name is Lady of Purity Floweramon, but if you want you may just call me either Floweramon or Lisa. I was wondering if I could interview you on the Gambino-Von Helson fiasco. Would you mind answering a few questions?
I suppose so. Please feel free to ask away.
-Rita Lynn
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OK, Thank you for taking the time to do this interview!
Not a problem, my dear. My pleasure. Oh but before we start I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I am not the leader of the
Von Helson Army. I am the Supreme Captain of the
Von Helson Elite Guard. There is a distinct difference.
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First things first. When did you learn about Gaia, and why did you join?
I learned about Gaia at from our CAA anime convention - Anime Destiny at UC Berkeley if you must know (I am staff there). I saw a number of people pass on interesting posters that spoke an anime based online community. I immediately joined finding out it was free of charge!! Ha! Ha!
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Now, onto the subject. When you first saw/heard about the Von Helson sisters, what did you think/do? What about Gambino?
This!
Ha! Ha!! Gambino....Hmm...Representation of Capitalism gone wrong....A "gut the economy and run with the money" man.
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What made you become a supporter for the Von Helson sisters?
Oh when I first heard of and then laid eyes on our Beloved Von Helson Sisters, I was completely enamored! I'm a lesbian you see. I do so love beautiful women!!
pirate Their great beauty aside, I also noticed that they were referring to all the Gaians as something along the lines of "Sheep who could be controlled with mere trinkets" which I know is quite the truth. Oh yes! It went "Here's a balloon for you. Now join the rest of the sheep." Quite a nice quote! Ha! Ha!
I don't wish to toot my own horn but I must admit that most Von Helson supporters tend to be more articulate and more aware about what's happening in the world - not all but the majority. Another thing I noticed about The Sisters was. Wow!! Strong women!! Sure the admins had tried to model them after the Hilton sisters but inadvertadly created a pair of strong, powerful women whose outer appearance seemed shallow but whose insides burst with female strength that challenged the Patriarchal might of Gambino quite nicely. The may seem shallow but they know the real deal about life - they know that Gaian's materialism is turning them into mere pawns to me used as a commodity.
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What exactly don't you like about Gambino, besides being the Von Helson's rival?
Gambino. Oh yes the enemy. When I first knew of him I though "Oh how could people flock around such a horrid man!!" Let's face it, he's a blatant metaphor for what ails this world today. Let's see, he's power hungry (okay so are The Sisters), he represents greed and materialism - a good example is that blasted G-Corp of his that creates nothing but flawed products and weapons that always backfire. They could give ACME corp a good run for their money when it comes to ********. Wile E Coyote never had to worry about a hoard of Zombies and Zombie bunnies going after the general population. Oh yes, then there's the time that he built that rediculous tower (which
supposedly killed the sisters and I do emphasise the
supposedly part). He whined and went around during Christmas panhandling for money from the unsuspecting Gaian sheep who gave him enough money to build - not a new town hall, nor a hospital no!!! A blasted ostentatious tower!!! Gambino is also clearly a horrid father, treating his son Gino rather harshly and abusing him emotionally and perhaps physically. It still remains a mystery to me why people worship Gambino while he basically is/was an elitest powerful money hungry lunatic who should be put away safely in Gaia High Security Penetentiary Work Camp for the rest of his life.
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And finally, do you believe that the Von Helsons will come back?
Oh the Von Helson Sisters WILL come back. It's quite a certainty. Not only are we taking steps here at The Elite Guard to make that happen but come the Combat System which, is heavily dependent on the two opposing factions to do combat. The Sisters must come back or else the drama breaks down to Santa vs. Jack (quite trite) or Elites versus n00bs.
Thank you for the interview. Now I must get back to my main bunker. I have battle to wage with the GA and the cowardly factions of G-corp.
-Rita Lynn
Supreme Captain of the Von Helson Elite Guard
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