|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:30 am
I pick up the soda and open it, but it fizzes all over me and I get extremely angry. I stomp off to get something to dry myself, but end up stomping into a bottomless pit.
I drop my flash drive.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:18 pm
I pick up the flash drive and stick it in my computer, unfortunately it was wet so I was shocked to death.
I drop my red scarf.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:35 am
I pick up the red scarf and wrap it around my head, hiding my face. I rob a bank. I get shot by the policia.
I drop my car keys.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:46 am
I pick up the car keys and feeling kinda sly, I try and find the car they belong to. Car after car they don't work, and then someone finds me trying to get into their car and they shoot me, and then the owner of the vechicle drives away and leaves me to bleed to death the in parking lot.
I drop a banana.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:57 pm
I pick up the banana, peel it, and eat it. I try to throw the skin in a trashcan but miss. It lands in the middle of a sidewalk. A blind person goes by and slips on it. He lands in the middle of the street and gets hit by a car, resulting in death. I get taken to court and tried for murder. I'm sentenced to death.
I drop a clay mug.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:32 am
I pick up the mug, and think that it's rather kyoot so I take it home. When I get there I decide that I would like to have a warm mug of tea. I get my tea ready and put the cup into the microwave. I wait a few seconds and look inside of the microwave when suddenly it explodes setting my house on fire.
I drop my fandango pink bic sharpie.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:43 am
i sniff the maker and sniff it until all my brain cells are dead.
i drop a dictionary
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:46 am
I pick up the dictionary and start reading, than die of bordem
I drop a flower
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:28 am
i pick up the flower and sniff it. the poison on the petals kills me. i drop a ring
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:46 am
I pick up the ring and find it the most enchanting thing that I've ever seen and run up the to first man I see in the street and ask him to marry me. The man blushes and nicely declines, and then suddenly his girlfriend comes over and sees me on one knee. She then becomes so infuriated that she ruthlessly murders me and her boyfriend.
I drop my 25 5 page packets for my Anatomy class.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:53 am
i pick up the packets and try to find the owner until i recieve a paper from every single page of every packet i run around screaming and then run into a building and die from blunt force trauma to the head
i drop a copy of The Merchent of Venice by Shakespeare
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:56 am
I pick up the book, and attempt to read it. I fail, and then attempt again. And Then again. And then again. I fail and retry to read that stupid book so many times that my head explodes.
I drop Smiley Steve (( =]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:16 am
I pick up (( =] I look at it for 3 secs, and I explode from to much happiness.
I dropped my waffle
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:40 pm
i see the waffle and pick it up. I'm so hungry and i want to eat it but i have no syrup. I say screw it and eat it anyways without the syrup but it turns out that my father was right: If you don't have syrup on your waffles, you will choke on it to death because your stomach will refuse it. razz
As im choking to death, i drop a fluorescent light bulb.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:39 am
I jump and dive to save the lightbulb from crashing into the ground, and in the process I dive on to a spike. I then slowly bleed to death.
I drop mah panda
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
