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 Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:44 pm
Granted. But now you have severe autism.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:11 pm
Granted, but I steal all of it.
I wish that Gaia would work a little better for me at the moment.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:32 pm
Gaia works better for a month and then you get a virus and your computer crashes.
I wish I could see the world
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:08 pm
Granted, but you are stuck seeing the world with a one-legged felon who is foul, obscene, and showers in cologne.
I wish that I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:11 pm
Granted, but that means you work as a coroner.
I wish I could afford a Gaia card.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:40 pm
Granted but you have to work so much to get the money to get one, that you're half dead when you get it and can't enjoy it.
I wish that I had about 800,000 more gold at the moment.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:03 pm
granted! but then suddenly your computer gets storm worm, a hacker gets into your account on gaia steals it all, your avi is naked and deletes your account!
I wish that I could be a part of the Kaiju big battel and fighting alongside of Dr. Cube.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:44 am
Granted, but you fail to save Mr. Cube and he dies tragically.
I wish that I wasn't us quite so early.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:07 pm
granted, but now you sleep forever
i wish facebook chat would stop acting asininely
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:37 pm
Granted but now everything else on your computer sucks
I wish I had magic powers
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:36 pm
Granted but they all backfire like Hancock and your turn into a flea. Then get step on by a human.
I wish I just pay for my degree instead of working for it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:07 pm
Granted, but you have no sense of importance of getting that degree. (Hard work builds character: I know because I am a hard worker.)
I wish that I didn't have quite so many OCD moments.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:13 pm
Granted, but then you have too many ADD moments and get put into a mental hospital.
I wish I wasn't multiracial.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:40 pm
Granted, but now you have no culture at all and will never get any benefits for your lack of culture.
I wish that society didn't need a stupid label like "Appalachian American" for me.
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:51 pm
lol...
Granted, but then you'd be labeled all the things you don't really need. Like girl, or slut. Or both.
I wish I wasn't bleeding from my vagaygay like every month.
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