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 Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:02 am
*sings and dances*Ive got a jar of spam, ive got a jar of spam, and guess what it has inside it!! *trip into a hole, gets picked up by a water wheel, ses something shiny, gets hit in the head by matal bar in front of said shiny, runs from canibals, and finally falls into ocean and floats face down.* SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:56 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:03 am
CORMORANT_89 *sings and dances*Ive got a jar of spam, ive got a jar of spam, and guess what it has inside it!! *trip into a hole, gets picked up by a water wheel, ses something shiny, gets hit in the head by matal bar in front of said shiny, runs from canibals, and finally falls into ocean and floats face down.* SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bump *stops moving after a while*
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:41 am
Top Ten Places To Light Matches
Underneath your sheets so you can read better.
In a closet so you can see what clothes are in there to choose from.
Next to oily rags, so you can replace the smell of the oil with the smell of a match burning.
On the head of the oily neighbor boy, in order to check for lice
In a gas filled garage, in order to better see the person trying to kill themself.
An another man's beard.
In a hamster tube you put up your a**, with hopes that the hamster you stuck in your brown eye sees the fire and comes out toward the match.
On a trail of gasoline, artistically poured out to spell things in the yard.
Next to a propane tank so you can read the warning label more clearer.
In the gas hole of your car, so you can see what the hell is going on down there.
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:46 am
The Government Doesn't Want YOU To Know:
The reason most books don't have have pictures is because pictures distract you from reading hidden nationalist propaganda disguised in the form of punctuation marks.
The most bought news periodicals are usually not the most read periodicals, so much as they are the most urinated upon.
The domestic gross for the Star Wars Special Edition theatrical re-release was not given to George Lucas. It was instead used to fund a secret military operation whose sole purpose was to develop a real working lightsaber.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has been instructed by his superiors on mars to set a nuclear charge along the San Andreas fault line and proceed to detonate the bomb, thus separating California from the rest of the United States. The Governator will then declare California a free country and we will all be at the mercy of the number one action country in the world.
Originally the government was going to let George W. Bush officially name the war on Iraq, but his suggestions were so horrible that they just decided to call it: "The War On Iraq". Here are some of the rejected names:
Operation Desert Storm 2: Revenge Of The Bush's
Star Wars Episode 0: The Phantom Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Oilfest 2003
Weapons of mass destruction were never found in Iraq. However there was an incident where U.S. troops found a trailer full of "dangerous objects". Later the CIA admitted these objects were not as dangerous as they thought they were. The revealed objects were several cd's from the band Anthrax (the name of which was taken too literally), 12 six packs of Mountain Dew (the chemical make-up of which is thought to be so "Xtreme" that you could substitute it for Plutonium in a nuclear device), and a jar full of mustard that President Bush thought could be used to make Mustard Gas.
Dirty bombs aren't as dirty as you think they are, but nobody likes the term: "Naughty Bomb".
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:39 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:14 pm
Mwa-ha! Ha! Ha!!!
I---I love little girls! They make me feel so good!
I love...! Little girls! They make me feel so bad!
When they're around they make me feel, like I'm the only guy in town!
I love...! Little girls! They make me feel so...good
They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't...ask me questions
They don't...want to scold be
They don't...look for answers
They just...want to hold be
Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare, too!?
Oh-ho!!!
I---I love little girls! They make me feel so good!
I love...! Little girls! They make me feel so bad!
When they're around, they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town!
I love...! Little girls! They make me feel so...good
They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations
Uh, oh! Take a second take
Uh, oh! It's a mistake
Uh, oh! I'm in trouble
Uh, oh! The little girl was just too little
Too little! Too little! Too little!! Too little!!!
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare, too . . .!?
Oh-ho!!!
And I don't care...what people say
And I don't care...what people think
And I don't care...how we look walking down the street
They make me feel so--!
I love...Little girls!
They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't...ask me questions
They don't...want to scold be
They don't...look for answers
They just...want to hold be
Uh, oh! Take a second take
Uh, oh! It's a mistake
Too little! Too little! Too little! Too little!
Too little!! Too little!! Too little!!!
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare, too . . .!?
Oh-ho!!!
I---I love little girls! They make me feel so good!
I love...! Little girls! They make me feel so...bad!
When they're around, they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town!
I love...! Little girls! They make me feel so good
I love!
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:18 pm
confused confused confused confused confused
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:49 pm
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
ninja burning_eyes ninja
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:50 pm
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
ninja burning_eyes ninja
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:52 pm
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
ninja burning_eyes ninja
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:53 pm
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
ninja burning_eyes ninja
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:57 pm
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
ninja burning_eyes ninja
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:02 pm
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
ninja burning_eyes ninja
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:04 pm
burning_eyes ninja burning_eyes
ninja burning_eyes ninja
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