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 Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:59 pm
Oh boy. I think that's our cue to leave. Seems like I have some business to take care of at home anyways.
:Snow hoists Winter off the counter, sets her on the ground and they walk out together::
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:02 pm
I will keep you alive in exchange for your woman's luscious magenta locks.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:05 pm
*Brandishes her scissors.*
Silence, whelp or I'll harvest you again! scream
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:05 pm
*jumps at Natalia's voice*
Ack!! Where did you come from?? Anyway...Loki...are you gonna ask me for my voice next? I'm not offering up Clarice's hair, Ursula.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:09 pm
I'm giving you one full day to ponder my offer. Understand that I will collect her hair either now with her volition or from her cold, dead body that will swiftly join your own.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:11 pm
Why do you even want hair? I mean...that's not exactly an earth shaking type of plan. Ooooo....gimme your hair!
idea
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:14 pm
I adore that song. Why must all of my endeavors be Earth-shaking? I do on occasion go shoe shopping as well, and I accomplish this with aplomb and a distinct lack of initiating Ragnarok. I merely ask a trifle for a trifle.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:20 pm
Someone told me two things to never trust....the first was a skinny chef. The other is Loki when he's...or she's...offering you something.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:24 pm
How could this possibly go wrong? You live, I get her hair. She looks like Britney Spears for a couple months and then before you know it, enough hair that you don't question your sexuality every time you look at her anymore. It's very much a win win situation. I can draw you a chart if this is too difficult for you.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:27 pm
Loki...have you even seen Clarice lately? She's off hopping realities. No hair for you!
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:31 pm
You great gibbering b*****d! I accept payment for services rendered!
*Stabs the counter with her scissors and accidentally cleaves it in half.*
YOU LIVE! CONTRACT ENDS! I GET MY BLOODY HAIR! OOOOOODDDDIIIINNNN!
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:33 pm
*backs away*
Uh...yea...I'll get right on that whole thinking about it thing...
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:36 pm
*Walks in. Definitely not looking at all like Chas.*
*Looks at the broken counter.*
Oh gee, Have I come at a bad time? I'd hate to interrupt any redecorating.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:37 pm
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