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 Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:16 am
Josef Gafencu "'n Gork 'n Mork stepped down frum da heavens, 'n parted da firmament dat seperated da Humiez and Da Boyz. Fleshy n' soft were da Humies, n' Da Boyz did krack many skullz. Da Humiez wailed to da Shiny Chair, n' da Shiny Chair sent da best fightas in da Humie worlds to fight wit Da Boyz. So did Da Boyz first meet da Beakies, 'n all was good cuz Da Boyz got to fight sumthin proper on da WAAAAGH."
-Holy Book of Weird Boy Mrekug Grotmeg ((Prophet Shiny Grot-Stomper))
Verses 23-25
Ork Bible Can Orks even read?
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:00 pm
To my understanding, yes. But it would all be glyphs and what not.
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:05 pm
This is maybe the third time Ive seen someone question ork reading ability.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:40 am
xD yea i read one last month apparently they can
Super Saphira!
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:59 am
More or less straight from Jervis: Quote: -When the Ork Codex is to be released, they intend to return some of the humor to them. Note, he did mention that they will not be as "slapstick" as second edition. AWESOME.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:41 pm
"New" Ork Mek with Super Shoota: 
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:28 pm
FlashbackJon "New" Ork Mek with Super Shoota: Oh dear Mork yes. And a new necron model I see. Intresting.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:50 am
i finally won a battle today that means out of 1 battle i won 1 biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:50 pm
can someone explain the nature of Waaagh!!!
from what i understand as Orks come together for the purpose of killing things it creates a Psychic feedback that powers there Wyrd boys and allows there tech to work even when it should not.
am i missing anything?
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:04 pm
god damn i love the orks,their possibly the most versatile and powerful army in the whole 40k universe
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:27 pm
OrionStark can someone explain the nature of Waaagh!!! from what i understand as Orks come together for the purpose of killing things it creates a Psychic feedback that powers there Wyrd boys and allows there tech to work even when it should not. am i missing anything? A WAAGGGHHH!!! is an instinctive event for Orks. Normally, Orks will only WAAGGHH!!! up with theres a powerful Warlord, famous examples being Ghazkull and that one Ork from Dark Crusade who's name eludes me at the moment... Anyway, WAAGGH!!!'s are not little groups of Orks that are all from the same clan just wandering around. A real WAAGGHH!! is made up of several different clans, all teaming up under one leader, to fight a certain un-Ork enemy, this can include Orks that begin worshiping Chaos, (Apparently, It does happen every once in a great while. Makes me want to convert a Daemon Warboss...) Anyway, Orks always generate their physic field. Only, in larger numbers, that power is greatly multiplied. And Ork technology, although works unexplainable from the standpoint of the Imperium, is very reliable. Humans can, in theory, use Ork tech. (See the book, Death or Glory) Its just the guns are large, and have a killer kick. Wyrd boys are seen as just that, Wyrd. Meks and Doks are often grouped under Wyrd boys, but because they are different from the normal Ork. Wyrd boyz have the unpleasant ability to tap into the massive Ork psychic field, and are able to use it as a weapon. However, this hurts them terribly, and they want to run as far away from the pain as possible, hence the duty of minderz to keep them in line.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:36 pm
So I hear that the new Ork Codex is coming out this ORKtober! Anyone know what changes are gonna be made or if they even NEED any changes?
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:09 pm
lord_illpalazzo OrionStark can someone explain the nature of Waaagh!!! from what i understand as Orks come together for the purpose of killing things it creates a Psychic feedback that powers there Wyrd boys and allows there tech to work even when it should not. am i missing anything? A WAAGGGHHH!!! is an instinctive event for Orks. Normally, Orks will only WAAGGHH!!! up with theres a powerful Warlord, famous examples being Ghazkull and that one Ork from Dark Crusade who's name eludes me at the moment... Anyway, WAAGGH!!!'s are not little groups of Orks that are all from the same clan just wandering around. A real WAAGGHH!! is made up of several different clans, all teaming up under one leader, to fight a certain un-Ork enemy, this can include Orks that begin worshiping Chaos, (Apparently, It does happen every once in a great while. Makes me want to convert a Daemon Warboss...) Anyway, Orks always generate their physic field. Only, in larger numbers, that power is greatly multiplied. And Ork technology, although works unexplainable from the standpoint of the Imperium, is very reliable. Humans can, in theory, use Ork tech. (See the book, Death or Glory) Its just the guns are large, and have a killer kick. Wyrd boys are seen as just that, Wyrd. Meks and Doks are often grouped under Wyrd boys, but because they are different from the normal Ork. Wyrd boyz have the unpleasant ability to tap into the massive Ork psychic field, and are able to use it as a weapon. However, this hurts them terribly, and they want to run as far away from the pain as possible, hence the duty of minderz to keep them in line. thanks...and you were thinking of GorGutz
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:30 am
I like how the WAAAAGH makes trucks painted red go faster (when in reality the Orks could potentially make ALL their cars go faster in this way, if they actually knew they were doing it)
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:11 pm
They don't want all thier trukks to go faster. Only the red ones.
And the fact that Orks have no idea about the massive psychic potential they have is the only thing keeping them from destroying the galaxy, and wiping out every race with the exception of themselves.
For example.
"You Gitz! Effry boy needz ter fink real hard, and make that "Emperor" guy not exist no more. Dem Chaos boyz Godz don exist eider."
BAM! Imperium falls apart, and Chaos is destroyed in one move. Now, it would take alot of bozy to do it, but they easily good with the billions upon billions of Orkz there are in the galaxy.
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