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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:02 pm
Granted. They're not busy, but they decide not to hang out with you anyways.
I wish i was jack sparrow.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:23 pm
AnonymouZ Granted. They're not busy, but they decide not to hang out with you anyways. I wish i was jack sparrow. Granted: now you live in a world of schizophrenia, rock-crabs and brain licking. You're constantly eyed as barter, dinner or potential victim by 99% of the world and spend at least some time in the belly or a Kraken. Oh, also...you smell. XD If all that stuff's not a bad wish to you, well, then, have fun! XD I wish I didn't lock my keys in my truck.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:15 pm
Granted: Instead of locking your keys in your truck, you locked them in a strangers truck in one of those buildings that have floors and floors of parking lots. Good luck finding it before the guy or girl leaves with your keys.
I wish I had another shiny penny, one that doesn't end up inside of me/get lost this time =P
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:00 pm
Habible Granted: Instead of locking your keys in your truck, you locked them in a strangers truck in one of those buildings that have floors and floors of parking lots. Good luck finding it before the guy or girl leaves with your keys. I wish I had another shiny penny, one that doesn't end up inside of me/get lost this time =P Granted, but now meteorites have become attracted to shiny pennies. Hey, look! A large piece of rock coming your way! I wish I didn't get drunk last night.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:28 pm
russiangal367 Granted, but now meteorites have become attracted to shiny pennies. Hey, look! A large piece of rock coming your way! I wish I didn't get drunk last night. Granted: instead you got AIDS. 
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:05 pm
Ha! forgot to add a wish! So no wish-granting for YOU theo.
Now... on to MY wish then.
I wish i didn't fail each and every single "personality", or whatever they call it, tests that places like quickshop and other gas stations make you take. I mean... seriously... what's the point of going thru 120 (180 at other places) questions that are freaking repetitive and laughing out loud funny? hahahaha it's not my fault i can't resist the temptation of answering with the most dumb (not job getting) answers i get... twisted twisted
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:49 pm
Granted, you pass but on the way to your first day on the job you get robbed by a bunch of old white guys. You then come in two hours late and get fired.
I wish I was god. HAHA rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:50 pm
SkeletonPhoenix Granted, you pass but on the way to your first day on the job you get robbed by a bunch of old white guys. You then come in two hours late and get fired. I wish I was god. HAHA rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Granted, but you are killed by Nietzsche. I wish I had the ability to seduce any woman of my choosing.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:30 pm
ProjectOmicron88 SkeletonPhoenix Granted, you pass but on the way to your first day on the job you get robbed by a bunch of old white guys. You then come in two hours late and get fired. I wish I was god. HAHA rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Granted, but you are killed by Nietzsche. I wish I had the ability to seduce any woman of my choosing. Done. Sadly, this alteration in your mental powers makes severe changes to your brain chemistry and now the only thing that gets you off is men. *grins and waves* Hi, big boy. XD I wish I could get my energy from light instead of needing to eat.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:17 am
Theophrastus Done. Sadly, this alteration in your mental powers makes severe changes to your brain chemistry and now the only thing that gets you off is men. *grins and waves* Hi, big boy. XD I wish I could get my energy from light instead of needing to eat. Granted. You are now obese from ultraviolet exposure. I wish I could be as good at artwork as I am at video games.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:18 am
Granted you are as good as an artist as a video gamer. But By reading this Enchanted post you go Blind burning_eyes . Now you suck at video games and as an artist.
I wish for all cristians to see the light.(hopefully this wish isn't taken.)
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:40 pm
SkeletonPhoenix Granted you are as good as an artist as a video gamer. But By reading this Enchanted post you go Blind burning_eyes . Now you suck at video games and as an artist. I wish for all cristians to see the light.(hopefully this wish isn't taken.) Granted. They go blind as well. I wish I were a good dancer.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:27 pm
ProjectOmicron88 SkeletonPhoenix Granted you are as good as an artist as a video gamer. But By reading this Enchanted post you go Blind burning_eyes . Now you suck at video games and as an artist. I wish for all cristians to see the light.(hopefully this wish isn't taken.) Granted. They go blind as well. I wish I were a good dancer. Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor
Granted. You have turned into an expert tap dancer:
I wish the movie Catwoman was never made.Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:37 pm
Baron von Turkeypants Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor
I wish the movie Catwoman was never made.
Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor Granted, but now Halle Berry's earnings are gone, leaving her a hobo. I wish the third Matrix had a better ending.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:11 pm
Granted the movie has a great ending but the rest of the movie now sucks.
I wish for more soda.
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