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 Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:22 pm
Silriel YESH!!! Can any one guess what movie I started watching today?? "Did Adam and Eve have a Matchmaker?" *pauses to think* "Yes, they did..." *looks back at daughter and the guy that wants to marry his daughter "And it seems these two have the same one..." *points up* Tevye, Fiddler on the roof (I love Tevye!) Awsome. I havent seen it for a while so I dont have to many F.O.T.R. quotes at the moment. cool
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:27 pm
P1-Since when have you been the ladys man?
P2-Me, I have 20 wives how much do you have?
P1-So why dont you live with them? confused
P2-I know how to marry them, nobody knows how to live with them.
From
The Gods must be crazy
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:32 am
*sings* i fade away, into oblivion every day i am here without you. *stops*
yeah it is from a song, but i forgot which one.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:59 am
Jedi Master 1 *raises hand* I know, I know!! Pick me! lol. P1: I'm tired... Me: *rolls eyes and keeps the sword count going* P2: my arms hurt.... Me: *picks up pace* P1: whoa psycho lady!! Me: *evil grin* P2: I wanna go home.... Me: *stops count lays down sword and looks at him* P2: I...*crashs to mat* Me: *innocent expression* sorry i was a tad annoyed at that point but when I looked back at it I though it was funny. lol, I didn't have an experience exactly like that, but something funny happened in fencing yesterday during bouting: I'm fencing with this one person and she hits me in the mask, and the person directing is all, 'I know that was off target, I saw the head flinch.' And for some odd reason we all burst out laughing and couldn't stop for the longest time... twas fun. Probably because she did hit me in the head...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:37 am
"PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!!!
Tomorrow!"
(This thread will be a year old in 3 days on the 16th of march!)
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:04 pm
lol
"What in life is not worth risk?" Requiem For The Sun Elizabeth Haydon
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:07 am
"I reject your reality, and subsitute my own!"
--Adam Savage from Mythbusters.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:25 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:04 pm
" Happy bithday to you
Happy birthday to you
You smell like a monkey and live in a zoo"
- Grandfathers corrupted birthday song.
Speaking of birthdays, Happy aniversy, birthday type thing to this thread which has now been in existance for 1 year.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:46 pm
"As an expert Squall observer I'd say he's thinking: "What do we do now? blah blah blah..." - Quistis Trepe, Final Fantasy VIII
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:12 pm
DONKEY: " On the road again..."
SHREIK: *grits teeth*
DONKEY: " I just can't wait to get..."
SHREIK: *walks faster*
DONKEY: " on the road again"
SHREIK: *whirls* " STOP SINGING!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:17 pm
I love choir... I'm in the 'Temple Hill Choral Singers and Symphony Orchestra' and we are doing Michael McLean's The Garden (if you havn't heard of it, SHAME! jk, it's an Allegorical musical type thing of what happened in the Garden of Gethsemane) And all you all who are in California, and near the Oakland Temple should go and see it, it's April 14, 15 and 16th at 7:30 pm, at the Oakland Interstake Center Auditorium.
Any way, enough with the advartisement, and onto the reason why this is in the quotes, and also why I love choir(besides the fact I get to sing...)
*The guy playing the Gardener* *sings* A Gardener, is all I am... *messes up on purpose*
*guy that's sitting next to me* That's for sure...
Gardener to the guy trying out for the Landlord's part: "Grow up."
Landlord(who is shorter than the gardener, but older) *looks up at the Gardener*: "I've tried..."
*The director talking about the Landlords (Satan) part to one of the people that was trying out for it* "Now I want you to sing this with a French accent...."
*The director after the choir completely missed the cue* "Your cue, should you choose to accept..."
*the guy singing the part of the Millstone after that* "Beginning of the 4th quarter, Choir: 1 Director: 0"
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:37 pm
"When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them right back at its head."
~ me ~
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:52 pm
((LOL nice))
" To the peacemakers and the negotiators. The nightmare chasers and the kissers of knee scrapes. Those who build up the civilization of the world one child at a time. The legacy creators, teh history writers. Those who honor the Past by shaping the Future. To those for whom being a parent is a calling....." - The deication from Prophecy by Elizabeth Haydon
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:16 am
"The only thing nessesary for evil to suceed is for good men to do nothing."
Alucard from Castlevania
He might have been quoting someone else because I think I've heard this one or one like it some where else.
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