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 Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:23 am
My BD seems to have a thing for stuff on fire. It's pretty interesting. xD
I don't remember if we were playing 'Tempered Steel' or 'Four Scottish Dances' at the time, but this was his comment:
"You guys are playing this song like... like little fuzzy bunnies hopping around. I want you to play it like a fuzzy bunny on FIRE."
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:42 am
One of the kids was playing with the zipper on his case, and my band director saw it She was like, "Darren, you, know there is a store called Walmart where there is a whole wall of zippers." He goes along and jumps up.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:44 am
"IM JUST SO HAPPY I COULD JUST HIT YOU!!!!!!!!"
Mr. boil
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO IT WHY ...HOW.... IM SOOOOO GANA KILL YOU NOW".
Mr beint said that when i droped my bass clarinet and dented it lol ><
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:46 am
"You tromboners get over here. Blow HARDER!"
burning_eyes Do they listen to themselves?
@ someone who was trying to get a nut off their tuba by kicking it:"Don't kick the nut!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:50 am
theluckyduke My BD seems to have a thing for stuff on fire. It's pretty interesting. xD I don't remember if we were playing 'Tempered Steel' or 'Four Scottish Dances' at the time, but this was his comment: "You guys are playing this song like... like little fuzzy bunnies hopping around. I want you to play it like a fuzzy bunny on FIRE." That made me keel over laughing, and it reminds me of when my old Band Director told us to play like a bunch of bulls and a tuba said "What? Like a bunch of sh*t?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:07 pm
My band director Mr. Buckingham said, "Make them so excited they'll throw their babies on the field" and "March like a freight train, not a kitty cat." xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:30 pm
my band teacher (mr. austin of burroughs high) likes to talk. anyway one of the daily announcements was a 'did you know' and it said: Did you know, "pants" was once a bad word in britain? .. so my teacher started laughing and from that day on, whenever he was pissed, he'd shout out, "PANTS, PANTS, PANTS!"... or "PANTS YOU, MILES!!" at miles. lol.
also when we're doing the arpeggio warmup thingy, he sings "how shall I kick you today?" (how = c, shall = e, I = g, kick = high C, you = g, to- = e, day = c). lol.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:53 pm
my band director(Mr. Lamb) calls me his WIFE o.O (rofl yes i said wife) cause my last name is Lam is is pronounced the same way so he makes fun of it all the time
there was this one time, i was on my way into the band room and i didnt know the principal was behind me and also going to the band room... i walk in, " Hey! It's my wife!" (principal walks in after me and stares at him)
(principal) "What was that David?"
(Mr. Lamb) " Oh, it's just a little joke"
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:08 pm
once, my band director actually said, "its all fun and games till someone pops a uterus." there were no girls present.
my other bd said, "what would make u think its okay to order pizza during rehersal?!?!?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:10 pm
"your a** is grass and I'm a big Jon Deere!"
-Dr.Wag
"Is It national idiot trumpet day?"
-Dr.wag
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:58 pm
Hartmetz: German music is light and airy, right?
Kid: No.
Hartmetz: Right. American music is loud and obnoxious, right?
Me: Just like Americans.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:50 pm
(background information: my band directors are really fun loving and cool people. They spend more of the band class talking and laughing and making us laugh than teaching. The French Horns talk a lot and never pay attention. Plus, most of them aren't that smart. (No offence to the other French Horns that are smart.))
OK, Kim said something really dumb and stupid. Ms. Alison started to laugh and said, "Oh, Kim, we need to get you some bleach because your hair's not nearly blonde enough." Then she relized what she said and apologized, but Kim didn't get it until we explained it to her, which made everyone laugh even harder.
Ms. Alison is always messing up the order of her words and says "Measure you numbers" instead of "Number your measures" and sometimes even says it right and then switches. It's funny. Our band shirts have all the funny random things that Ms. Alison has said on the back of them.
Last year, we were playing this really cool, fun song called "Kirkpatrick Fanfare" and Hanah had this big flute solo at the begining. Ms. Alison said that she wasn't playing it loosly enough and said, "You need to play it like a drunken sailor, Hanah!" Then she relized what she said and swiftly apologized. (She seems to do that a lot.)
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:42 am
It's not so much what he said anymore...it's what he did while he said it. When I was in 8th grade, our band for some reason seemed to have trouble holding a whole note the full length... So he would make a hand gesture while teaching us this... XD "WHOLE NOTE!" 
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:28 am
My friend told me about Jazz Band last year, and her band teacher said to this kid, "Play that funky music, white boy!" XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:58 am
One time in band class a bunch of kids were all walking around and the teacher yelled at us to sit down and because the drummers didnt have any chairs they had to sit on the ground and so the teacher yelled at them for that and they were all like "WTF?"
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