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 Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:20 am
Granted, but now that you know everything you become incredibly depressed and attempt to kill yourself all 1000 ways.
I wish anime and game characters were real people.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:31 am
Granted, but only all the villains become real and they all try to take over the world and end up destroying it
I wish my best friend's OTHER freinds wouldn't be such jackasses to her...
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:36 am
Granted, but now all of your friend's friends are jackasses to her.
I wish that Artemis Fowl was a real person.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:55 am
Granted, but now he becomes confused with our own world and turns into a deranged idiot.
I wish I could have a decent cheesecake that won't make my a** huge.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:58 am
granted, but you can't eat it because it gives you a migraine
I wish that I had a healthier appetite.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:12 am
Granted, but the only thing you have any desire to eat is tree bark and love bugs.
I wish I had a job so I had money for myself.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:14 am
Granted, but now you don't have time to actually spend that money.
I wish that I knew how to slow down.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:42 pm
Granted, but now you won't hurry or think or even care and be deemed mentally challenged.
I Wish I could have a crush on a boy.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:41 pm
Granted but you have horrible taste in boys to have crushes over.
I wish that I didn't attract the type of guy who wants to swoop in and try and rescue me from everything (including my own ambitions and independence that I have to a fault).
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:53 pm
Granted, but then you atrract guys who don't care. Like me.
I iwsh Corey hadn't told the girl I like that I liked her.
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:20 pm
Granted, but you will never like any one else again, but the world will think you like the ickiest people alive.
I wish that I knew the meaning of life.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:35 pm
granted, but you die instantly from the weight of the knowledge
i wish i had a job i actually liked
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:01 pm
Granted, but now you never want to go home and become a workaholic.
I wish that my migraine medicine didn't make me sleepy.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:01 pm
GRANTED! But them it would keep you so awake you'd have to have medicene to go to sleep, then you would mix the two up one da and die.
I wish I could speak espanol.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:04 pm
Granted, but you can't speak English.
I wish that I was as the genius that people think I am.
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