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 Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:11 pm
Jaeger_Ayers Wally_West I'm fun-loving. I'm not stupid. I read your little "Valentine Romance" entry. I SPECIFICALLY told Iris she couldn't be in that contest. I know about your history with little girls, Ayers. You stay away from my Iris. It ain't my fault I'm a jailbait magnet! And consider THIS: I didn't pick her. I didn't say a damned thing inappropiate about her. *Jabs Wally in the chest with my finger.* And you ought to count your lucky stars that I got her name and not some of the presto-strange-os that signed up. Seriously, who would you rather have pitching woo at her for the sake of a contest, me or Venom? "Pitching woo" just sounds dirty.
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:12 pm
Wally_West *pokes a finger in Ayers' chest* Damn STRAIGHT nothing happened. And nothing will. I came home to look at her homework, and I found THIS. *tosses over a notebook covered in hearts and doodles* "Mrs. Iris Ayers?" :Stare: *Takes the notebook and looks at it.* Aw hell. sweatdrop *Sighs* Look, do you want me to talk to her and tell her that it just ain't gonna happen?
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:13 pm
Ricochet Rita Jaeger_Ayers Wally_West I'm fun-loving. I'm not stupid. I read your little "Valentine Romance" entry. I SPECIFICALLY told Iris she couldn't be in that contest. I know about your history with little girls, Ayers. You stay away from my Iris. It ain't my fault I'm a jailbait magnet! And consider THIS: I didn't pick her. I didn't say a damned thing inappropiate about her. *Jabs Wally in the chest with my finger.* And you ought to count your lucky stars that I got her name and not some of the presto-strange-os that signed up. Seriously, who would you rather have pitching woo at her for the sake of a contest, me or Venom? "Pitching woo" just sounds dirty. Support and help. I'm so blessed. stare
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:13 pm
*slaps Ayers' hand away at super-speed*
As soon as you were 'given' that name you shoulda backed out of the contest. Or SAID something. It was WELL known that Iris was not to participate in that contest.
You know what I see when I look at you? A guy whose relationship's cooled to the point where you and Kitty are basically ships passing in the night.
I see a guy who brags about 'jailbait being attracted to him,' and then I see six paragraphs talking about watching MY DAUGHTER blossom into womanhood. I should kick your a** sixteen ways from Sunday just for that.
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:14 pm
I'm going to have to use that phrase...
"Pitches woo"
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:15 pm
Jaeger_Ayers Look, do you want me to talk to her and tell her that it just ain't gonna happen? I don't want you 500 feet within my daughter. From now on, she's not allowed in the Bistro unless I'm on shift. As for you... *reaches behind the bar, tosses a work schedule at him* There's my schedule. Don't be here when I am. stare
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:16 pm
*voice on the intercom*
If it's any consolation, Ayers, be happy that we talked Linda out of coming. Wally's being gentle, after all.
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:16 pm
Suddenly it's seeming like one of the better ideas of my life to stay out of that contest.
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:17 pm
Was that all ??
I was promised blood... sad ... not exchanging of shedules...
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:17 pm
*grabs the notebook*
*tears up Iris's entry*
Best decision of Iris's life, too. Too bad I had to make it for her.
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:19 pm
Don't piss me off, Blake. I still owe you.
*tosses notebook bits on the floor*
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:20 pm
*Feels a bone in my forearm snap and grimaces a little as my healing factor gets to work.*
That one was free, becaused you want to protect your kid. I can respect that. You want this to get physical and you're gonna need that superspeed of yours to haul your a** away from me.
We known each other for over a year now. A ******** year. And now I see how much you trust me.
Why don't you go do your job as a parent and go explain to your daughter that it was just a contest, it doesn't mean anything, and she should stay away from lowlifes like me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, one of the few people I know can kick my a** is most likely going to more pissed at me than you are now.
*Starts rebuilding the barricade.*
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:21 pm
*glares at Ayers back*
*vanishes*
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:21 pm
Can't you two just do something manly and drink beer to call it even?
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