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 Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:46 pm
My grandmother used to. Young and the Restless, mostly. (One of the most horrible shows in the god damn world. So predictable and stupid.) Chick A is an heiress to a small fortune. Dude A is a well-to-do and up-and-coming socialite who is set to marry Chick A. But then hot and steamy Dude B comes along and steals Chick A away for a single night of unbridled passion and carnal debauchery. Chick A then becomes pregnant with Dude B's child and Dude A is flabbergasted. Father of Chick A is in an outright uproar because Dude B is not the rich and successful type. Mother of Chick A weeps softly in a corner to herself. Meanwhile, Dude A plots his revenge by sleeping with the slutty cocktail waitress he met in some sleazy bar. This all culminates in Chick A being cut off from her inheritance, Dude A making slutty cocktail waitress moderately more happy, and Dude B reconciles with both parties. And yet, a silver lining: they all find a modicum of peace when the beautiful little ******** child is born. The end.
Moral of the story: Soap operas are retarded.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:49 pm
KiDtaztic Oh hell naw Kaz you stand alone on that homes BUT I got a question for you kids, do you even know why they are called "Soaps" Hahahaha, hell naw. Enlighten us KiD. I agree, Haku.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:50 pm
-starts eating the chat box-
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:51 pm
KiDtaztic Oh hell naw Kaz you stand alone on that homes BUT I got a question for you kids, do you even know why they are called "Soaps"
I'm not saying I go out of my way to watch, but I don't hate it, kinda like my preference for spaghetti westerns and old kung fu flicks.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:52 pm
HonNoMushi -starts eating the chat box-
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Huh. My money was on anorexia.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:54 pm
Sugar Dhaku HonNoMushi -starts eating the chat box-
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Huh. My money was on anorexia. Oh! Watch the Warrior's Way, Kaz. A western combined with a martial arts film.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:55 pm
Sugar Dhaku HonNoMushi -starts eating the chat box-
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Huh. My money was on anorexia.
-continues eating the chat box-
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:56 pm
*cough cough*
BECAUSE back in the day when they came on, they were only 15 minutes long. However it wasn't the length of the the show, it was what came before and after the show. Which was SOAP ADVERTISING COMMERCIALS, which was how they became known has soaps.
So first you would watch the soap commercial, then the 15 minute drama, then another soap commercial. It was consider a break time for maids, and cleaning service type people, if not for the elders.
Now excuse me, I'm going to finish watch Batman & Superman - Public Enemies
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:58 pm
I saw the trailer during Paranormal Activity 2. Everyone was gasping and cheering for the ninjas and samurai swords, I think I was the only one actually excited for the gunslingers. xD
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:00 pm
I don't know why it's a perfect combination: Western gunslinger with a Katana. Like Red Steel 2. That is an ideal character.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:00 pm
[ Everyone ]
I'll be back later.
I've gotta cook dinner. P:
Ta~ ta~
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:04 pm
Your grandmother bought the farm and you're on your way to go meet her. To get to her, you have to go through a thick wood. In the wood you find a fork, but not necessarily any discernible path. You can either go left or you can go right. There is also a man standing at the juncture of the fork. You can ask him one question and he will answer truthfully every single time. Or you can choose to ignore him and choose for yourself.
If you choose to ask the man a question: What did you ask him?
Which way did you ultimately pick?
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:07 pm
Don't worry about it, Hon.
I would ask. "What are you doing here?" And choose the right path.
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