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 Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:26 pm
*props up a music sheet stand, places lyrics to "Gypsies, Tramps and Theives: As Performed By Elmer Fudd" on the stand, and straightens the mike*
She's all yours, Lex. domokun *polishes Right Hand of Doom in preparation* ninja
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:34 pm
*Ignores the lyrics. Instead, performs some more Doors.*
Before you slip into unconsciousness
I'd like to have another kiss
Another flashing chance at bliss
Another kiss, another kiss
The days are bright and filled with pain
Enclose me in your gentle rain
The time you ran was too insane
Well meet again, well meet again
Oh tell me where your freedom lies
The streets are fields that never die
Deliver me from reasons why
You'd rather cry, I'd rather fly
The crystal ship is being filled
A thousand girls, a thousand thrills
A million ways to spend your time
When we get back, I'll drop a line
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:39 pm
So, I was watching The Last Unicorn, and I realized something/.
The Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:55 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor So, I was watching The Last Unicorn, and I realized something/. The Red Bull does NOT give you wings! UUUUUUUUNicorn....
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:00 pm
Ricochet Rita Lex Joseph Luthor So, I was watching The Last Unicorn, and I realized something/. The Red Bull does NOT give you wings! UUUUUUUUNicorn.... It's been ages since I've seen that movie 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:05 pm
Some women driving aound in a truck with a giant Red Bull can in the back stoped and gave us one. We don't drink that crap, so we handed it off so some other girl walking around.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:14 pm
"Out here we is stoned.... immaculate."
*jams* mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:23 pm
I would like to register a complaint! This parrot you sold me . . . is dead.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:25 pm
Nah, nah, he's just pinin' for the fjords!
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:27 pm
When you sold him to me, you said he was napping after having a long Squawk . . . but you nailed him to the perch!
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:33 pm
Well of COURSE he was nailed there! If he wasn't nailed down he'd just up and bend the bars with his steely beak and FWOOM! be gone!
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:35 pm
Fwoom?!? This parrot wouldn't fwoom if you put 10,000 volts through him!
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:39 pm
Its better dead any way.
Look at it this way, you get to practice your ventriloquist act.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:57 pm
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