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 Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:22 pm
-{Do you serve a purpose?}-My friend, you have broken the seal.
Do me a favor, and at one point in your life do a Matador shot.
Courtesy of the USMC, making drinking a manly sport since 1775.
You havent lived until you
1. Pour a drop of Vodka Into your eye
2. Stab a toothpick into your head
3. Chug an Entire beer
4. Pull the toothpick out
5. Take a shot of whiskey.
6. Wipe your eyes and cry like a little girl.
Note- it must occur in that order, any deviation results in failure -{Or purposely serve?}-
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:33 pm
Sounds fun...I'll have to try that one of these days mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:37 pm
-{Do you serve a purpose?}-I recommend waiting until highly inebriated to attempt, and that you only do so once. -{Or purposely serve?}-
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:55 pm
-{Do you serve a purpose?}-USMC word of the day
Motarded- Your motivation level is so high that it has killed a part of your brain.
Awesome. -{Or purposely serve?}-
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:05 pm
I'm guessing motardation is usually brought on during a killing frenzy... twisted
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:00 pm
or a night at the bar-on-base XD
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:17 pm
-{Do you serve a purpose?}-Symptoms usually manifest during boot camp, but have been known to reoccur the closer you are to a promotion review date. -{Or purposely serve?}-
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:53 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:57 pm
Try making a 300+ pound sow go somewhere she doesn't want to go and find out. lol
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:00 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:03 pm
sow, as in female pig...a very large, stubborn, pissed off female pig
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:05 pm
>.> I love ham.... And bacon....
You going to eat it?
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