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*lands after a loing bleeding fall and runs back into the emo corner*
*ties his arms and legs* MY EMEW...
sweatdrop i mean EMO CORNER D** IT *Locks him in a box and throws the key into the river then ships the box to mairy happy pixy land, with unicorns and love and other things i loath dwel* *mail man puts him at the bottum of the boxes were he is squished* *magic box comes to magical pixy land*
pixy one: OH LOOK A PRESENT FROM.....huh it says ananamass
pixy two: *slaps fairy one* its anonymous you.....not smart person *notice how crappy pixys are at name calling since they don't do it alot cus there all happy and whatnot*
pixy one: well whats this say?
pixy two: why look this is a box of popcicles that should not be opened until Christmas! odd...why would we eat popcicles in Christmas? o well our lovley little freind has told us to do so and becuse we are so happy and preepy we won't think past that and do as the box commands.
pixy one: YAY NOT THINKING IS FUN!!!!
pixy two: yes......now lets go to the freezer and put this box in there...though we must were our snow suits cus the magical fairy box of ice cream is at a freeazing -60 C* and would freaze any human pixy or feline to death that enterd there.
Pixy one: YAY I WAN"T ICE CREAM
pixy two: lets just put this box in there and we can have many ice creams and then go watch some fruity preepy show.
and so our preppy little fairys shiped him off into the freazer were he sufferd the most painful death....for not only was he frozen...he was surounded by the most delicous ice creams he could not eat for he was locked in the box wich i hath put a magical spell. the leson of this story is DON"T MESS WITH THIS CATS EMO CORNER!!!!!!!
crying its the only thing that gives me pleasure in life...well that and shipping people to fairy land....thoes fairys can be quite the little killers when they don't know whats in the box....next box goes to the gaint taffy puller, the next the giant cotten candy machine.. and after that.....the neverland ranch. MEW HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA