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 Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:52 pm
Erik: (to christine)WTF your face looks worse than mine!!!! why did I ever think you were hot!!!!
Christine: OMG I hate you!!! you evil person I was thinking about liking you!!
Erik: I take that back...
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:41 pm
This is From my Play whee xp
*Jack, who use to think he was the Phantom, is dancing around, gleefully*
*Enter Sarah, a friend of the heroine, Chrysie*
S:What are you doing, Jack? confused
J: nothing. 4laugh
S:Really? stare
J: I just asked Chrysie to marry me. 4laugh
S:You serious?!! eek What did she say?
J: Two words: I......Do. whee
S: Oh, wow! I'm sooo happy for you! xd Oh, Jack, you both are meant to be! And I am honored to become the Bridesmaid...* Jack's too happy, that he ignored Sarah, and goes running to Cat, another best friend of Chrysie*
J:Cat!! Will you be the bridesmaid of Chrysie at our wedding?
C:Really? I would love to! xd
*after noticing she was ignored, Sarah goes in a rage* gonk
S:HEY!!!! scream
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:24 am
After 2004 movie when Erik amd Christine is married. Scene in Graveyard
*bunny runs across the feild and hides behind a gravestone*
*Erik screames*
C-What's wrong Erik?
E- Ther...thers a bunny. I'm scared of bunnys!
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:00 pm
Erik: I luff Raoul! heart blaugh heart
Persian: ooh...explosives......oooooooh.......something to blow up...... twisted
Erik:.......I lost my teddy bear.....help..... crying crying
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:41 pm
Persian: but what about Christine?
Erik: oh you can blow her up! I want my teddy bear! cry
Persian: twisted
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:15 am
Kitsune Ookami Madelene (i know she's not an original Leroux character, but still): I'm so proud of you Erik *hugs erik* you're the best son ever whee Christine: *sings "Touch-A-Touch Me" from Rocky Horror Picture Show* Homans... You read Progeny? I feel inspired now. Madeleine: Who in the world would want to marry a man so insane he can't remember killing people?
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:41 pm
Erik and Raoul:
Raoul: So Erik! Now the time has come!
Erik: The Final Battle...Prepare to die
Raoul: Do you think I'm defeated so Easily!?
Erik: Yes. Yes I do.
Raoul: *shakes fist* I'll show you
Erik: Your mom.
Raoul: *le gasp* Well...well...YOUR FACE
Erik: ...YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Raoul: You'll have to find me first! *hides behind Christine*
Christine: ...
No amount of dots can express how much '...' I'm feeling right now...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:37 pm
*Raoul entering Erik's Lair*
Raoul: Here's Raoul! (in a Jack Torrance way)
Erik: What are you doing here?! You already took Christine from me!
Raoul: Shut up! I'm just taking extra precautions you won't take away my...my... precious *pulls out a revovler* say your prayers Phantom!
*Raoul starts shooting and Erik starts dodging bullets left and right. Raoul traps Erik in a conner and aims his revovler at Erik*
Raoul: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. So you gotta ask yourself 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? *fires but here's a clicking noise* What the...damn it was six shots!
Erik: Well in that case say hello to my little friend! *pulls out a his punjab lasso and wraps it over Raoul's neck* alsta la vista baby *pulls on the punjab lasso and kills Raoul* Whoo ding-dong the Raoul is dead! Go Erik go Erik it's your birthday it's your birthday! *does a little dance*
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:56 pm
I didn't have time to check if this was done... but I thought of this in chorus today:
Imagine Erik and Raoul singing "For Good" from Wicked. Here are the lyrics with the proper character names.
ERIK
I'm limited:
Just look at me - I'm limited
And just look at you -
You can do all I couldn't do, Raoul
So now it's up to you
(spoken) For both of us
(sung) Now it's up to you:
RAOUL
I've heard it said
That people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing something we must learn
And we are led
To those who help us most to grow
If we let them
And we help them in return
Well, I don't know if I believe that's true
But I know I'm who I am today
Because I knew you:
Like a comet pulled from orbit
As it passes a sun
Like a stream that meets a boulder
Halfway through the wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed for good
ERIK
It well may be
That we will never meet again
In this lifetime
So let me say before we part
So much of me
Is made of what I learned from you
You'll be with me
Like a handprint on my heart
And now whatever way our stories end
I know you have re-written mine
By being my friend:
Like a ship blown from its mooring
By a wind off the sea
Like a seed dropped by a skybird
In a distant wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you:
RAOUL
Because I knew you:
BOTH
I have been changed for good
ERIK
And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness
For the things I've done you blame me for
RAOUL
But then, I guess we know
There's blame to share
BOTH
And none of it seems to matter anymore
Like a comet pulled Like a ship blown
From orbit as it Off it's mooring
Passes a sun, like By a wind off the
A stream that meets Sea, like a seed
A boulder, half-way Dropped by a
Through the wood Bird in the wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
I do believe I have been changed for the better?
RAOUL
And because I knew you:
ERIK
Because I knew you:
BOTH
Because I knew you:
I have been changed for good.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:38 pm
*scene where Raoul is being strangled to death*
*doorbell rings*
Erik: "Oh excuse me for a moment. *leaves and comes back with pizza* I hope nobody minds but I ordered PIZZA!!!" *hold pizza over his head like a trophy*
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:05 pm
(I'm having a Zim moment... forgive me)
Erik: I wanna be a mongoose!
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:44 pm
erik:*Ding* oh, my cookies are ready.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:22 pm
chichirismuse (I'm having a Zim moment... forgive me) Erik: I wanna be a mongoose!
Erik:*holding a pig* LETS GO TO MY ROOM PIG!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:23 pm
Erik and Raoul: "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."
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