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Crooked_Lamb

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:49 pm


granted, but you loose the tickets during that extra week.


I wish someone would pay my bail........
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:34 pm


It did? I sorry.

Happy birthday. n_n

Granted: it's Rick James and you're now his ho!

I wish I knew what it would be like to never have to eat or drink but still be able to live a healthy life of natural length, fully conscious.

Theophrastus


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:18 am


Granted, but the knowledge makes you want to try it, and you die shortly after.

I wish I wasn't addicted to Cheez-Its =O
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:10 pm


Habible
Granted, but the knowledge makes you want to try it, and you die shortly after.

I wish I wasn't addicted to Cheez-Its =O

Granted, you are now addicted to mustard gas.

I wish I didn't have to go to my school's conference tomorrow.

russiangal367


Theophrastus

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:00 pm


russiangal367

Granted, you are now addicted to mustard gas.

I wish I didn't have to go to my school's conference tomorrow.


Hey, you! Long time no see.

Granted: you don't have to go. Staying in your house, playing games on the computer, you were totally clueless as the meteor struck your house, making a mile-wide crater and vaporizing everything within the strike zone.

Sad. u_u

I wish I could get more restful sleep. >_>
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:54 am


Lyoko_Alchemist
granted, but you loose the tickets during that extra week.


I wish someone would pay my bail........


(Um its imposible to lose tickes for a con.... my name is on the list since I payed. to bad you couldn't have gotten more creative with that.)

Theo granted you get deep, restful, relaxing, revitlizing sleep. Unfourtunitly its too revitalizing and when you wake up you've lost years of your life... literaly. Rip Van Theo.

I wish my father would pay all my tuttion without me having to nagg him and that the check wouldn't bounce this time.

banryuu


russiangal367

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:43 pm


banryuu
Lyoko_Alchemist
granted, but you loose the tickets during that extra week.


I wish someone would pay my bail........


(Um its imposible to lose tickes for a con.... my name is on the list since I payed. to bad you couldn't have gotten more creative with that.)

Theo granted you get deep, restful, relaxing, revitlizing sleep. Unfourtunitly its too revitalizing and when you wake up you've lost years of your life... literaly. Rip Van Theo.

I wish my father would pay all my tuttion without me having to nagg him and that the check wouldn't bounce this time.


Wow, people noticed my absence....amazing.

Granted, but he also invests in the new DVD rewinder...the stock plummets and he looses everything. So sad...

I wish I was hungry and had food that was not in any way poisoned or disgusting.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:52 pm


Granted, but you suddenly find it unbearable to eat any meat, and the food you get is bacon.

I wish I had a shiny penny biggrin

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Theophrastus

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:47 pm


Habible
Granted, but you suddenly find it unbearable to eat any meat, and the food you get is bacon.

I wish I had a shiny penny biggrin


Granted! But how did it wind up inside your liver?

I wish I had a delicious sandwich!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:26 am


Granted you have a delicious sandwich which you eat everylast crumb. Unfourtynately you are deathly alergic to the condaments on that delicious sandwich making your head swell to the size of a watermellon.

I wish the price of regular gas was down to $1.20 for the next year.

banryuu


Crooked_Lamb

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:17 pm


Granted, but now there is an extra tax that every time you want to leave your house/ living area by car you have to pay $2.50. This is to make sure people aren't wasteing the cheaper gas, and to help the enviorment.
(In a weird dictator crazy way.....)


I wish my gift card to forever 21 was a gift card to borders.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:25 am


Granted your gift card can now be transfered to borders... for a small charge. By switching cards it costs you the majority of the card ammount. All that is left on it is enough for tax. Welcome to the backstabing world of retail.

I wish my public speeking speech wasn't due till next thursday.

banryuu


Crooked_Lamb

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:08 pm


Granted, And you even write an amazing speech to be posted in, THE NEW YORK TIMES!!! ((Weird incident involving a hot dog stand and a stray cat caused you to switch papers with a reposter)) The bad news is, You will be accused of plagerising, and get an F on the speech. Also of course this costs the reporter his job (because he recomended your peice) And he will forever torture you like a crazed ghost with a grudge. ((i'd sleep with one eye open)) Also not to mention the recall peice, telling the world about the alleged plagrisim.


I wish i hadn't eaten so much for lunch.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:35 am


(Ha well my wish was granted I don't have to do my speech till thursday. I went to the podeum with only my intro writen. Then I froze and got over emotional and started crying. The teacher loved my intro and is letting me try again on thursday... I new a new intro though.)

Granted you didn't eat anything for lunch and you are so starving you have hunger headaches.

I wish Everything I needed to get done was alway done perfactly and in a timely fashon.

banryuu


Crooked_Lamb

PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:07 pm


Granted, and so it shall be, but everything you need to type up is done on the authentic guetenburg printing press, it takes you months/ weeks.(not to mention long nights...whew!) But hey at least it's always on time.


I wish....my friends weren't so busy tommorrow.
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