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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:03 pm
H: No, no, everyone, the fermata can't be let off like that!
*demonstrates on his trombone*
Some kid: It sounds like a duck!
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:07 pm
Well, our band director today was guiding us through some oddly syncopated notes..anyways..
It's 1 and 2 and a three and (something like that)
not 1 and 2 and blahblublaughblah.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:01 pm
Our band director was trying to think of prepositions for his sentence because he lost his train of thought, so he had us say prepositions for him.
Then he pointed to a flute player and said, "BRANDO! PICKLE JUICE IS NOT A PREPOSITION!"
xd
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:42 pm
"I weigh the size of a small truck." or "Mississippi-hickey-poo" "We're at the Moderato assai, it's the one with 'a**' in it, so you should be able to find it."
(and to a bass drum player trying to get a stick someone dropped on the floor while she was wearing her bass drum smile "It's like you're pregnant with triplets and one of them drops a binkie." twisted lol
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:22 pm
Ok. My band directors name is Mr. B. Ok anyways, we were playing around cuz we were bored and the bell had rang and I wrote on the board 'winterguard practice Tuesday!' on the board and Mr.B came up and said 'thats not how you spell it!' cuz he had too much cofee and so he wrote on the board 'WinterGuard practuce Tuesday and Thursday!' and so my best friend and I were like ohhhh and the guy i like comes up behind me and wispers in my ear 'mr b spelled practice wrong' and we all started laughing and mr. b was like what???
Oh and Mr. B looks like Justin Timberlake and we were doing notes on the first day of band and he sang a scale and someone was like 'you don't sound gay like JT at all!' and we all busted out laughing. and to make him mad my bestie dared me to draw in bold letters MR. B IS BRINGIN TRUMPET BACK! on a piece of paper and staple it to our bulletin board. I did and Mr. B got sent a computer background of justin timberlake with a trumpet in his hand. It says on the top 'im bringin trumpet back!' we changed band history for my school that day. rofl 4laugh lol xd blaugh xp
and a girl named kayla got mr. b's cell phone numba. lolz
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:28 pm
my bd has doubted our intellegence
he drools over arbsy
and started dancing too solja boy
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:46 pm
It wasn't something he actually said to us, but it was a story he told from before, when he was working at another school.
Well, he was teaching a piece of music called The Tempest. He said from measure 69 to the end was the trickiest part of the song, so he kept saying "69 to the end, 69 to the end, 69 to the end, 69 to the end!" He finally then shouted at the band, "I'll 69 you all!"
The class then burst into laughter, and he was completely oblivious. (He wasn't taught good family life matters, so yeah) Then a student came up to him and explained, then he was all "ohhhhh."
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:51 pm
oh hes gone through some ones pics on
their cell phone cuz it was out
on their stand and started to
show people
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:22 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:23 pm
one day my band teacher mr. poluck had said if you mess with the percussionist instruments everyone gets to spit in your reed or mouthpeice I thought he was bluffing. so one day a trumpet player named jesse and a baritone player named nick messed with the bells. so mr poluck told us to spit woogies in their mouthpeice.
One day a bari sax player named hector said "have you shaved your *whistle" so mr poluck said "i'll shave yours if you dont be quiet." he didn't understand he thought hector was talking about hair
we play a warmup called the ultimate warm up which has a bunch of extremely low notes and a lot of rythme so I told him yesterday that I had lost so he said "how many trees died because of you we still love you but just a little less."
today he said "tubas were meant to get low flutes are meant to get high" everyone started laughing
Mr pullock always checks if we have pencils if were looking for a pencil in your backpack he takes away points and says "gold digger"
mr. poluck pays the bass guitar and he used to be in a band called "The extreme donuts"
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:23 am
My band director called somebody an S.O.B. because he elbowed one of the trumpets in the mouth...He meant "Son Of A Biscut Eater"
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:47 am
We were playing Mission Impossible for the first time.
"That was-", Scratch chin, "-Very Interesting by all means"
We were all laughing for some odd reason.
"BITE HARDER, LIKE YOU LIKE IT!"
Our BD and a student were in a practice room and she was a bit P.O.ED So when the new Clairnet Player wouldn't bite in her ambusher she screame dit and it sounded so wrong >>;
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:38 am
heh. mr b is always telling the trumpets to blow harder and to use more tongue...
-so how many of you have a band director named "mr. b"?-
did anyone else's marching band get a visit from mr joe padawan? oh mr padawan...
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:32 pm
mr.. k my band teacher will every now and then go up behind the fourth chair tombone or second chair flute and strangle them (more like rock them back and forth while making their shoulders rise.
every now and then he will through his baton at someone by accident it's funny biggrin
he also told us a story about a time he went to a different country and a women and her two kids latched onto him as he was trying to exchange his American money for that countries money. he eventually wallked with them for about two blocks before he finally shook them off biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:12 am
While we had the Pit Master sub for Dukey, the band director, he yelled at Derek "SHOW 'IM THE ROADIE'S BOXERS!" he's an A7X fan. That meant for Derek to go de-pants a bass-drum boy.
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