YourLittleNarrator
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Exodus Revel
YourLittleNarrator
Poor Urza just lost her first friend to Satan :[ We'll go to the well..... and punch the forsaken thing in the face till it's crushed sulfur!
ninja *Picturing Urza setting her fist on fire and punching the thing square in the face* GOD WILLS IT!
And that reminds me of the movie kingdom of heaven. There are a bunch of times in that movie where they are discussing holy war, and all the smart people are like "Uh, but [logic]." and everyone's like "Well...that does make sense." but then this one guy, and I SWEAR it's the SAME dude every time, in like four different crowds, in four different locations, raises his hand up and shouts, almost casually "God wills it." and everyone immediately suddenly just throws up their hands screaming. "GOD WILLS IT!"
xd I swear it kills me every time, because that guy never appears in the movie outside those scenes, he never has another line, and he is never given a name. He's just the "god wills it" guy.
It's like:
neutral Hm, yes, you're right. There's no reason for us to needlessly leave the city and march into a desert where we lose strategic advantage...let's-
confused God wills it.
emotion_0A0 GO CHARGE OUT THERE LIKE A BUNCHA IDIOTS! LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOY!!!!!
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