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 Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:26 am
*looks* Chapter 11, Giant.
Nightmare took Isabela's hand off his... body "it is scaled, heavy, and I will beat you to death with it."
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:32 am
She chuckled lightly spreading butterfly kisses across his neck. "You know I love a good beating."
Me: *sits still to read fan fic*
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:33 am
If Qunari sex doesn't kill you, you didn't do it right.
I have this theory that there's only one Qunari broodmother somewhere. Just one. And they haven't found her.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:35 am
Nightmare crossed his arms "the only reason I haven't beat you with it is because you'd enjoy it too much."
That's easily the longest fanfic adult or non-adult I've ever read.
Actually Stray, there are Qunari Broodmothers, they make Ogres.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:38 am
Isabella sucked on his ear lobe. "You know me too well." She pinched his bottom and went on her merry little way. She looked at Stray. "Your Arishok got away this time."
Me: *innocently reading, kicking feet in the air.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:42 am
Nightmare rolled his eyes and used his shoulder to dry his ear "dork..." he said as he rubbed his butt.
Leo leaned over Haur's shoulder "hey watcha readinnnng Oh My Gods!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:48 am
I know how broodmothers work. You didn't understand what I was saying.
Have you ever noticed that Ogres are pretty much outnumbered 1000 to 1 in the darkspawn armies? It's my theory that all the Ogres come from one single Qunari broodmother.
Qunari women aren't allowed to be warriors, thus far, far fewer of them would be combating the Blight, and thus far, far fewer of them could be exposed to the tainted darkspawn blood. If it's not 1 then it's no more than a few. A small handful at the most.
The Qun come from a faraway land where they've barely even heard of the Blight. The only other Qunari you see are mercenary expatriots. A female Qunari immigrant to Ferelden has got to be one of THE rarest occurences ever.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:52 am
They're new to the Darkspawn horde because the Qunari are new to Thedas, that's why there aren't alot. Besides, we've only seen Dwarven Broodmothers.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:53 am
The pirate wench giggled. "See you later, Precious."
Me: AHHHHH! *covers fanfic* Leo! It's not what it looks like! Ugh... Ivy gave it to me!
Ivy shot her head out of the room. "Some call my name?" Saw the handsome young teacher. "Leo!" She squealed with joy, running over to hug the man. "Did you finally give in to that Spartan and decide to loathe me as he does as well?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:58 am
Nightmare sighed and waved her off "bye."
Leo's blushed bright red as Ivy hugged him "s.... wha?" He looked at Ivy.
Leonidas shook his head "I don't loath you, I just find you strange."
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:02 am
Pamela laughed at the Spartan. "You come from a time where Gods roamed the earth and yet you find ME? Strange." She laughed and gently rested her hands on Leo's shoulders. "Well how are you sweetheart? Any new girls you want to introduce me to?"
Me: *nuzzles up to Tail*
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:02 am
Hmmm..... *scribbles things on wall*
Somehow this relates to Hello Kitty or something....
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:06 am
Leonidas nodded "precisely."
Leo pulled at his collar "f-f-fine fine... No no, I haven't met anyone..." he watched Isabela walk away "lately..." he blushed redder.
Tail curled up in Haur's lap.
Question shook his head "that makes no sense."
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:10 am
She smiled and kissed his cheek. "I think you're lying to spare my ego." She grinned at the Spartan."You're far more strange than I."
Me: *pets Tail while reading* What's wrong Teddy Bear?
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:15 am
*gets evil idea from Kitana* *yells after Isabela* Leo's a virgin!!!
Leo blushed bright red and slapped his hand over Eric's mouth "hush!"
Leonidas crossed his arms as he read Leo's mind while the topic was on the surface of his thoughts "you said you were in relations before."
Leo blushed brighter "well... yeah but... that was..." he started stuttering.
Question shook his head "its impossible to connect Hello Kitty to the Broodmothers since they are already responsible for faking the moon landing."
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