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 Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:16 pm
Don't tell me after all the dodgin; wittle Nightmare is jealous? 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:24 pm
No, me and by extension Nightmare make the goodie-two shoes characters.
Nightmare nodded "will I fight a race of super strong antlered warriors in a war torn city to keep a member of my team from being taken? F*ck yeah, no one f*cks with my friends and gets away with it."
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:23 pm
'With' is certainly one kind of it. I think, strictly speaking, however that the addition of 'with' to that sentence makes it slightly less accurate.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:28 pm
*twitches*
Nightmare broke off the "Arishok's" other horn.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:43 pm
I think it's morphin' time.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:52 pm
Me: N0O0O0O0O0O NOT MY ARISHOK!!! *tackles Nightmare* DON'T MAKE ME !@#$%^&* RAPE YOU!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:00 pm
Nightmare whistled.
Question morphed into his Green Lantern Ranger suit and pulled Haur off.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:10 pm
Me: *screams and kicks wildly, crying* N0O0O0O0O0O TEDDY BEAR!! N0O0O0O0O0O0O!! Don't hurt my Arishok!!! crying
Isabella grabbed her sword. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:14 pm
Huntress facepalmed.
Question pointed at Nightmare and Eric "all their idea."
*facepalms* I thought you were scared of the Qunari, Isa?
Nightmare shrugged "I just broke his other horn."
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:35 pm
Me: *screams like a psycho, clawing at Nightmare*
"Not when they're tied up and at my mercy, I'm not! Besides, I've heard sex with the Qunari is a death worthy pleasure!" She swung her swords at Nightmare.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:44 pm
Nightmare groaned and powered down "you're impossible" he took one of Isabela's daggers and stabbed himself in the stomach, bending the tip of the sword and leaving his scales unharmed "and I'm sword proof." He used his tail to hold off Haur.
*reading "Reverse-Cowgirl Diplomacy" a Dragon Age: Origins adult fan-fic* no its not fatal, but it will leave you sore, bruised, bloody, and messy.
Nightmare stared at Eric. O.o
well then again, that was in the Fade, so it may not be accurate and I haven't gotten to the point when the (female) Grey Warden tries it in the real world.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:17 am
Me: *struggles swinging at air* Lemme go Tail! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! MY ONE AND ONLY CHANCE AT THE ARISHOK AND HE RUINS ITT!!!
Isabella moaned softly at Nightmare's description, snatching her bent sword from him, growling.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:20 am
Nightmare groaned "I hope you drown in it." Well Kitana got curious about the Qunari and discovered Female Qunari... and then Broodmothers. Leonidas read up on the Qunari "I like this race."
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:21 am
Which chapter has sex with a Qunari?
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:23 am
Isabella chuckled and leaned in to kiss Nightmare on the cheek. "Oh, poppet. I didn't think you cared." She snuck a feel of his manhood.
Me: *huffing and puffing* You cruel b*****d!! crying
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