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 Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:24 am
o.O The chocolate mou-
... you got some kind of weird liquor/dessert ecosystem in here? Survival of the tastiest?
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:30 am
That's right, you're too young to remember the Great Mousse Wars. Those were troubling times.
The mousses were made so they could fly to customers as opposed to the hassle of waiters. But they were a little too...enthusiastic about being eaten. They would force stuff themselves into people, and they breed faster than crack-brained rabbits.
Ask Patsy to show you her stretch marks, she's one of the Mousse Wars greatest soldiers.
*swats away a low flying mousse*
I've tried exterminating them a few times, but they always come back. So now I let the martinis gang up on them.
*watches a flock of martinis dive-bomb after the mousse*
It's about time I created something else though....
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:34 am
Lucifer Morningstar Just so we're clear.
The martinis...ah, one of my best innovations. I created them to combat the chocolate mousses. Like Robots and Monkeys, the Martini is the natural enemy of the Mousse. Y'know there should be a card game about that. A Flying Drinks and Desserts. I'd totally play that. Screw pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Magic.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:36 am
Well, I always liked pamcakes, but giving 'em wings probably wouldn't be a good idea. The syrupy messes would be horiffic.. gonk
Maybe another drink, something with rum? surprised
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:36 am
What, like..."pay one finger of vodka so all martinis can gain banding?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:39 am
-]Hellboy[- Well, I always liked pamcakes, but giving 'em wings probably wouldn't be a good idea. The syrupy messes would be horiffic.. gonk
Maybe another drink, something with rum? surprised
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:44 am
*grabs bottles from behind the bar*
Rum....Vodka....orange juice....
*grabs some ice and tumblers*
There we go.
*makes brass monkeys. Give them opposable tails and some arms*
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:44 am
Rum and coke is pretty classic, but I can't say I particularly have a favorite. Mix away!
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:49 am
Lucifer Morningstar *grabs bottles from behind the bar*
Rum....Vodka....orange juice....
*grabs some ice and tumblers*
There we go.
*makes brass monkeys. Give them opposable tails and some arms*
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:55 am
Lucifer Morningstar What, like..."pay one finger of vodka so all martinis can gain banding?" Flying Mousse ATK: 5 DEF: 0 Spec: Dive Bomb: The Mousse will attack and feed itself to it's opponent.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:57 am
They're probably not going to be as well behaved as the martinis, but this does give me an excuse to throw a tiki party.
*watches the Monkeys play on the bartop*
hmm...
*turns the cavern into an outdoor tiki bar*
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:51 am
It's a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room...
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:09 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:04 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:46 am
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