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 Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:59 pm
*throws a rose at Mari* whee *applauds*
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:18 pm
*catches it and puts it in her mouth then procedes to tango byherself since she has no partner*
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 3:44 pm
*Dives in, Tangos with Mari and eats the rose eventualy after stealing it from her* surprised
Yum! domokun
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:45 pm
If that was a white rose, I'll kill you. stare
Anywho: I had to go to a dance earlier tonight because I got princess last year and so I had to come back to crown the people this year. The dance was fun, but I left early. On the drive home (10:45PM - 11:00PM) my car decides to break down. Had to call my dad to come and get me. I was ******** scared because there was no way I was walking on a highway that's barely lit at night. Especially dressed up. That screams, "Hey weird guy that's driving by!! Come rape me!" So now I'm home, but I had to abandon my ghetto a** piece of s**t car. ******** needs scrapped. mad
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:42 am
Like so many others on Gaia, the flower was black domokun
And i had a nice encounter with a Jehovas witness today after work.
I was strolling along on my way home when this fellow came up infront of me with a eyes and smile that somehow said " I'd like to rape you", The fact he had white pants and a sweater reading "God Rocks" didn't contribute in makeing me not somewhat edgy about him. His hair also nearly blinded me as the sun reflected off it due to all the oil he probably had in it, no wonder the gas prices are so high here when he hold half of it in his hair.
Anyways then he revealed to me "The book", oh yes...you know it right away when you see "The book". Personaly if he held up a childrens book i'd probably be more interrested. Then he began to babble along about Jesus and all that stuff he suppossedly did for us until he asked me in a rather serious tone " Do you know where Jesus is now?"
Naturaly i felt compelled to answer and since he was holding me back from a hot juicy steak waiting for me at home, i replied following before i walked away. "Bend over and i'll show you"
Moral of the story, Don't you ever shove Jesus up Ali's face when he wants food mad
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:05 pm
*twitch twitch* Is it any wonder why I don't like Jehova's Witnesses or Mormans? They frickin' walk around and preach to people at their houses... I ******** hate it...
Oh well, me and my parents have made jokes about me being a Wiccan should Mormans knock on my door. xd
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:12 pm
This is a true story...
JW: Have you found Jesus?
Mari: I didn't know he was lost! Is there a monetary reward for finding him? surprised
...Needless to say, I got one of the dirtiest looks in my life from this man.
BTW, my car is fixed... After $200 worth of repairs. Needed a new starter and alternator. gonk
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:07 am
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*Jumps into teh world of OOC, singing*
Like a big piece of pie when the moon hits your eye, it's ammoolllmmmmmm *Just hums as she doesn't know the words.*
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:42 am
XxCrimsonDarkstridexX }|{
*Jumps into teh world of OOC, singing*
Like a big piece of pie when the moon hits your eye, it's ammoolllmmmmmm *Just hums as she doesn't know the words.*
}|{ Amore. xd Frank Sinatra sung that, didn't he?
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 2:43 pm
Mari Star 146 XxCrimsonDarkstridexX }|{
*Jumps into teh world of OOC, singing*
Like a big piece of pie when the moon hits your eye, it's ammoolllmmmmmm *Just hums as she doesn't know the words.*
}|{ Amore. xd Frank Sinatra sung that, didn't he? Indeed, aswell as a few other artists. Even heard a heavy metal version of that song once. xp Side note: Today was Norways national day of independance surprised
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:18 pm
GIMMIE DOLLAH. DOLLAH DOLLAH. GIMMIE DOLLAH. DOLLAH NOW.
Thank you~
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:08 pm
I am but only half way done in the cleaning of the room battle. Maybe only even 1/3. gonk
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:45 pm
Done with my room. Bathroom is the next project. So much cleaning before Matt-Matt comes in. gonk
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:52 pm
I forgot this existed! I'm gonna jump in on the JW thing because I said so.
List of things to do while encountering Jehova Witnesses
1.Say Jesus touched you at night
2.Yell that you are an intrument of God and you shall smite him/her for delaying you in your Holy Mission to exercise the Devil from little Billy Turner
3. Carry around your own Bible and say "No thanks, I already have enough toilet paper"
4. Pretend you dont know English "No hablo English" then pretend you don't speak Spanish "Kein Spanisch spreche" then say you only speak in Binary " 1100101010110010101"
5. Say Jesus told me to tell you that he think you smell
6. Declare Chuck Norris/Jon Baker/ anyone else as your God and remind them that you reserve to right to ******** them up
7. Say that you are Jesus Incarnate and then just stare at them
8. Pretend you're interested and when he's let you touch his book, and ONLY his book pervs talk2hand , take it and knock him out with it then leave a message on his body that reads "I am in the middle of a sacred ritual please kick me as you walk by"
9. Threaten to stab then in the face AND set them ablaze with your Satanic hellfires unless they gave you 5 bucks
10. Infect him/her with HIV the tell them to ask thier almighty Lord to save them now and walk away
11. Say that you see enough of Jesus at Easter time
Yes, I do know these suck but I was bored
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:25 pm
I like number 4 (I would skip straight to binary, though) and number 7 the best.
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