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 Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:45 pm
Granted: but now that you have everything you want, your desires become meaningless and you decided to become an asceticI wish I could have soda. u_u
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:54 pm
Granted, but now you are no longer able to drink blood...
(I know you're really a vampire stare )
I wish that my brother's kitty-cat didn't have Kitty-Cat AIDS so it could go outside sweatdrop
(My brother neglects it so it's always coming over to me, and it has a very, VERY loud meow which it uses to try and kill me if I try to eat, sleep, go outside, talk on the phone...you know, human stuff...)
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:06 pm
Ok please don't kills me for this!!! Its all i could twist it too...(Well not exactly but......)
Granted, but now you have aids.......(*Sweat drop...sorry)
I wish (Ok this will sound whiny) my friends hadn't forgotten my birthday....
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:35 pm
Granted; they remember your birthday, but they choose to buy you nothing. That's harsh. XD (sorz)
I wish Taco Bell wasn't so bad for me. >_>
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:06 pm
xd Good one exclaim You'd better hope I don't get your next wish though... stare Remember... burning_eyes
Granted, but now it tastes like crap and costs about $798,456,312.73 dollars per every individual item sweatdrop ninja
I wish there was a cure for AIDS crying
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:28 pm
Granted. But the virus mutates into another version of itself, harder to find, and it's harder to even manage its symptoms, let alone... find another cure. The bad news... it can now travel through the air.
I wish i could clone myself.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:15 am
Granted but your clones won't leave you alone so like Captin Jack you go more then slightly insane.... If any of them start licking their brains... run
I wish I got payed at least $10 an hour not $6.95 to work the same job and the same number of hours that I already work.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:27 pm
Granted: but now your building is infested with vermin and if you leave the building during your scheduled shift you are fired. XD
I wish Pop Tarts were free but still as delicious and only mildly deleterious to one' s health.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:19 pm
Granted, but now whenever you try to eat a Pop Tart, it mysteriously vanishes.
I wish they didn't close YESmart for a thrift store sad
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:40 pm
Granted. YESmart doesn't close, but everything is 3 times more expensive than before.
I wish i was wealthy, tax exempt, eloquent and fluent (both in writing and speech) in english, french, portuguese (brasileiro), german, spanish, hebrew, russian, chinese (mandarin, wu and cantonese,) and japanese (including all of its dialects), WHILE at the same time immune to any known and unknown diseases (both physical and psychological), immortal, able to fly and become invisible (and back) at will, able to escape any known or unknown dimensions, stronger and faster than any living thing on earth; able to learn anything and not forget it ever; able to get out of prison always and... yeah. All of this accompanied by the perfect body and face. And by perfect i mean "HOTT."
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:18 am
Granted BUT your incredibal arrocence makes it imposible for people to be around you. You are SO perfact in every way that people hate you, but you don't care you only need your self anyways. One day while riding your one of a kind coustom make motorcycle on mount fuji that you now own; you get in a terrible accident because someone tampered with your bike. You try to fly away before the impact with the mountian wall but your right foot is caught. While trapped a large boulder falls on you crushing both you and your bike. Thankx to your immortality and strength you don't die and escape, but due to your emence knowlege and the boulder to the head you now mix up ALL the lauguges you know. You are permitly stuck useing every other word in a differnt launge. Immortality seems too long now sucks to be you.
(AnonymouZ you must have ALOT of time on your hands.)
I wish my sisters would stop hating my other half.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:22 am
Granted: They now hate your first half.
I wish I had a room instead of a living space crying
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:50 pm
Ok not funny theo, your last thing to me came true, *curses you*
Granted, but your room has no doors, or windows.(or any way to get out for that matter) enoy yourself.
I wish i hadn't gotten drunk last night......
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:00 am
Wish granted! Instead you got thrown in jail for the rest of your natural days. Oops.
I wish I was dead.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:29 am
Granted you died. BUT came back as one of the undead. Unfoutnitly life is the same with the new emprovement that chunks of skin and body parts fall off randomly. Wecome to your new unlife. Um... I think your eye just rolled past...
I wish I had one extra week before Otakon, and it won't change the fact that I already payed for the room, the tickets, and I just need more time to finish the cosplay costumes for me and my sister, that WILL look great.
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