|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 2:58 pm
you naked
why would your avi do that?
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:19 pm
because the Luftwafa gave it no other choice.
Why are we STILL posting on this thread?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:32 pm
A: Because we have nothing better to do.
Q: If Johnny has 5 apples and Sally has 3 apples then why don't they just stfu and eat?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:13 pm
A) Because Johnny is a bear that is trying to rip sally, who is a salmon, in half to eat instead.
Q) Do you scare anyone in the vicinity?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:17 pm
A: Yes. I strike fear into the hearts of harmless teddy bears.
Q: How do teddy bears reproduce?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:23 pm
a) When a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much... well, they have a little one. Somehow, the little one brings teddy bears with them from their other dimension and POOF! Teddy bear reproduction.
q) why does taco bell have black sporks?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:24 pm
A: 'Cause the black ones look cooler and they don't want people to be tempted to bring in black lights... It would undermine health code violations.
Q: Why does my hotsauce packet want to be a waterbed when it grows up?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:29 pm
a) cause waterbeds are awesome, and hottsauce packets have dreams too.
q) why do people at my school think its nasty to wander around the classroom without shoes on, but they're fine with flipflops?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:37 pm
A: Because they're retards.
Q: Is it possible to survive on snapple for a month?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:42 pm
A: Yes.
Q: Would you rather suffer from Scurvy or BeriBeri?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 2:06 am
A: It would depend on if I got to eat fruit for a month or not.
Q: Does a lemon ever go sweet?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 3:47 am
nope, it just goes bad xp
How do you drain a river?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 3:49 pm
X3 ~*Demonic_Jelly_Bean ------>A: Get your big fat next-door neighbor to suck it up. Then he'll be even fatter...fat enough to be a trampoline! *wink wink*
Q: If there's the Youth of the Nation, where are the Oldies of the Nation? <------ naeB_ylleJ_cinomeD*~ 3X
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 3:54 pm
A) In Hawaii on retirement, getting tans on their wrinkled skin, eating out of coconuts, focusing on hitting a golfball into a volcanoe, and wearing floral shirts.
Q) I know what you are but what am I?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 4:36 pm
X3 ~*Demonic_Jelly_Bean ------>A. Yo momma
Q. Buddy the Elf! Whats your favorite color?
(Elf. lolz ^-^) <------ naeB_ylleJ_cinomeD*~ 3X
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
