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{It`s funny, because the cause of the rant was a comical signature.}

((No deal. The Irish bastards along with the Loch Ness Monster belong to me! I need not your assistance...Besides, I can't be an evil tyrant if I don't essentially kill my partner. And the UK belongs to me...ALL OF IT!))

"All The Wars In The World of course...Unless we can get it pirated..." Amnity took off her gun holster and bullet and stretched, readying herself for the sparring match.

((Well fine. If I can't take over the world with you guys, I'll just take it over first, then elect some of my friends (possibly including you guys) to various positions of power.))

Mephlius nodded, removed his jacket and guns, and took a simple fighting stance.

((I will rule the world, and when I do I will give you your own countries in the northern parts of Russia. You can make the boarders of the country into any shape (Becuase when I rule the world I'm going to make a country in a shape of a giant grape, it's probably going to be somewhere in South America.) I will allow you your own slaves and that you can name that country. I will also not kill you. People think that I will just be another crazy dictator...But I will actually be a very kind person, allowing everybody the right to a free pony.))

Amnity crouched down into a fighting stance before charging to him. She decided to throw multiple attacks at him, hoping that one of them will make connect. In one fluent and strong motion, she threw a roundhouse kick to his head, then threw another roundhouse kick toward his mid torso with the same leg. She then spun around and preformed a tornado kick to the back of his head.

((Okay, Kuro, but only if you'll give me a position of power in your new Russia. Oh, and shelter for my friends and family. In that case, I won't use Cuba to kill you both.

Either that, or Am can give me Japan. I'm going to revert them back to the ways of Ninjas, and Samurai, before they used gunpowder for guns. Either way...))

Mephlius raised his arm to block the kick to the head, but the one to his torso connected. He stumbled to the side, then crouched quickly to avoid her tornado kick. While crouched, he rolled backwards to avoid further attacks, and began to take a stance he had been studying. He held his hands very loosly, extended in front of him, and began to sway back and forth. "I learned this back in the Academy, but I haven't used it in quite a while..." His swaying became more and more loose, as he began to take the stance of the Drunken Fist.

{I`m a second gen Cuban immigrant smile , so using Cuba to kill me is ironic as hell on ice. Again, i`ll be happy with Russia, kill the leader, put me in, give me protection until they accept me, then i`m happy. Oh, and a nuclear defence system.}
{Off for night to think about ruling stuff.}

((No, you can't give me Cuba. I'd be tempted to take over the world with Cuba. Give me 1/4 of Russia, specifically midwestern Russia, and Japan. Just that. A section of Russia, and the tiny country of Japan. Deal?))

In one smooth motion, Mephlius lowered his entire body from the waist up diagonally down, towards the kick, causing him to go just under her foot. He then suddenly jerked to the side, stumbling past the side kick. He overelaborated the stumbling, then twisted, sending his floating foot from the stumble towards Am's abdomen.