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SOT blinked at Abstinence On Bagels. "Well...aren't you a mod? I saw you use modly powers before. So, can't you just- POOF- she's not an evil dictator anymore?"

AOB shook his head. "Have you ever heard of the concept of deus ex machinus? It's generally against the law in any RP universe. It goes with the kernel."

SOT was confused. "What kernel? Are we making popcorn?"

"No no no. Don't you read? The kernel of the universe, its very essence, that controls the fundamental laws and principles, that, in short, makes everything work. That kernel."

"Oh."

"Yes."

"Well, can't we just get that and change it?"

"..."

"Why dot dot dot?"

"You're either the stupidest or the most brilliant person I've ever seen."

Bore suddenly gets the urge to go all .hack//SIGN. He attempts to gather his modly will to facilitate a costume change, only to discover that he no longer possesses it. Ignoring Mie's pitiful floundering, Bore reflects on possible way to return to his own dimension and regain his modly powers. His concentration is broken a bit by Mie's frantic yelping, so her unchains Helen Hunt and starts to ride her towards the exit. "Pfft. Oscar for As Good as it Gets, my a**." Helen unexplicably turns around and starts to plod back to Mie. Bore twitches. "WRONG WAY" He kicks her in the side. Hard-ish. Helen lets out a little yelp and kicks Bore across the room and into the pile of marshmallows. "Ew. I couldn't possibly eat all these marshmallows." Bore opens his mouth and takes a big bite of them. "Ew. Mie's posterior has been in contact with these atrocities. I couldn't possibly eat them all." Bore rolls up a handful of marshmallows and starts to rip it apart. "...Damn Hiroku and her Spice Girl CDs. Damn the Spice Girls. Bore continues to curse just about every entity he can think of, just as he sees Mie's head poke up out of the marshmallows. "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY MODLY POWERS, YOU-YOU-YOU COURTNEY LOVE THIEF!"

A sickening sort of smile slowly extends across Aurora's face. "A duel...of course. I can easily overpower her in a duel." With that, she poofs over to the computer that Hiroku occupies. When she reappears next to the computer, In the Land of Twilight plays in the background as she goes through a slutty transformation-type Sailor Moon sequence. Her hair slowly whitens until it's pure white, accenting her cleavage, which it frames nicely. In short, she ends up looking all Storm-ish from X-men. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR POSSESSION OF THE SCHOOL!" To illustrate her point, she cracks a whip down onto a nearby table, breaking it cleanly in two. Aurora glares down at Google. It's an entity that's against everything she's ever stood for. Via the use of modly heat vision, Aurora destroys the computer monitor.

Do I or do I not get to control Maye-tanuki? =o

Aurora wonders how Hiroku walked in when she was already sitting there. It's a very interesting conundrum, if one thinks about it. Unfortunately paradoxes have no place in YHS. "Because they were feeling me up! DUH!" Aurora activates her Storm-ish powers, extends her arms and starts a steady yet powerful stream of hot air and points it at Hiroku's head.

"Well, my powers aren't exactly working properly. All I was trying to do was clean myself and I ended up exploding the marshmallows into being toasted." She put her hand to her chin in thought. "I think, maybe... the marshmallows where poofed into existance by someone in this realm at the time when that exact space they consume was integrated with our realm, causing marshmallow to overflow in both. Thus, when I swam through it I came to this realm."

Aurora flies clumsily after Hiroku, bashing her head into the extraordinarily low doorways. "BUT I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO!" She picks up Hiroku by the hair and poofs to the rooftop of the school. "FIGHT ME. Or I'll destroy your My Little Pony collection".