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 Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:49 am
"Attention everyone. Welcome to the new luxury Star Destroyer. The Titanic. We will now be heading through the asteroid belt of Hoth."
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 5:42 am
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:32 pm
Ahahahaha.
"The joke of the day is: what's the last thing a scout trooper sees before he hits a tree?... His afterburner!"
SD Commander: Ooo, fire on the poopdeck. Cut it out *giggle* Stop it, your hands are cold. Quick, before the rest come from break--wait, stop. Intercom is on... eek
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:10 am
Officer: Attention, please. Does anyone aboard know how to pilot a Star Destroyer?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:49 am
Darkened Angel Officer: Attention, please. Does anyone aboard know how to pilot a Star Destroyer? cont. Over the intercom: Mesa know how to flyin thisen bombad star destroyer.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:38 pm
Pilot: Why is this manual written in shyriiwook?
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:46 pm
Intercom: OOOOOOO! Whats this button do? Click *Star Destroyer explodes*
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:33 am
Officer: ... Why is the lum gone?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:07 pm
Intercom: Attention, this is your captain speaking, I just snorted ten kilos of spice. That is all.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:06 am
Officer: Are you sure it's a good idea to let a cat paw at that big red button?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:03 am
Intercom: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman...
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:30 am
Ummmm......Sorry......(silence)
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:05 am
Intercom: Man, sometimes I just wanna crash this thing into something...
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:30 pm
Intercom: "What do you mean there's a bomb on the ship? And why's that red light on?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:24 pm
"Oooo...what does THIS button do??"
"No Dee-Dee!! No!!!"
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