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 Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:07 pm
...rather large platypus. In shock, I...
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:29 pm
...started waltzing with the nearest person. Just then...
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:36 am
...the platypus attacked my face. I began running and screaming until...
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:32 am
I tripped over a ladder strategically placed beneath my foot and immediately...
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:56 pm
...began breakdancing, trying to make it look as if I had fallen on purpose. Anyway, some...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:04 pm
...random people helped me up and removed the platypus. So I said...
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:18 am
"Didn't everyone love the way I pretended to trip so I could breakdance?" At this point, I was...
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 3:33 pm
...scratched up and red in the face. People looked at me and...
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:57 pm
...backed away in shock. "What the...
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:26 am
...heck is that on your neck?" they asked. I lifted my hand to see what it was and...
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:21 pm
...there was a piece of poop. I screamed at the smell and...
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:47 pm
...Robin Williams told me to change. I got a new shirt from my...
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:12 pm
 "If this world seeks my destruction,
...who really needed to shave his facial hair. Anyway, now that the platypus was gone...
It goes with me." 
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:47 am
...the world can live in peace without an animal that looks like a cross between a duck and a beaver. But then, Ronald McDonald appeared...
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