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 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:37 pm
I'd have to improve my porn collection.
What if I don't think of a question for people to answer?
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:43 pm
Then you'd ask a really original question like that one.
What if N, which is a ninja game that's hard, wasn't the funniest thing ever? For the reason that I introduced it to Ross ages ago, before he went, and he threatened to kill me because it pissed him off so much.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:47 pm
Then something else which is funny would be the funniest thing ever.
What if moths weren't so God damn annoying?
Is N that the crazy game you played over here when you brought your Mac up?
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:43 pm
Daddylong legs would replace them.
What if pork fat was nice when not crispy?
N is the ninja game I had, yes, liek a little stickman platform game, they released a new version of it with about 1000 levels. Or something like that.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:06 am
Then i'd eat it and get fat.
what if porn was never made?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:39 am
Vamp would be one unhappy chappy.
What if I don't end this question with a question mark.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:10 am
I don't know what I'm supposed to do D=
*runs around confusedly* Won't somebody help me?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:55 am
Nope
What If I was more helpful?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:07 am
Then Kit might have known what to do.
What if E didn't equal MC squared?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:09 am
Pies would be round.
What if I hadn't had to wait a week to use that joke?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:13 am
It wouldn't have been any funnier
What if I slowly eviscerated Keane whi...damn I've done that one before
What if it wasn't so warm here in town?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:21 am
Then I wouldn't need a fan.
What if I had something to do?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:22 am
You wouldn't be wasting your time making a fan.
What if I went to the pub instead of twiddling my thumbs this afternoon?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:45 am
Then it'd cost you money.
What if there was actually something in my house that I wanted to eat for lunch?
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:05 pm
Then you wouldn't go out and spend money (usually on something that makes me wish I'd bothered to go shopping and bought decent food and cooked, in my case.)
What if British humour was universal?
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