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 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:07 pm
granted, but then you get chased around bye dogs who keep trying to eat you.
i wish i was asuper smart.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:30 pm
Granted but it requires you to never make any mistakes, the punishment being stunned by stun guns for each tiny nuance you miss. Eventually you crack under pressure and lose whatever progress you have made and end up like Algernon (read Flowers for Algernon).
I wish understood all the material in my classes and was usually correct in my answers.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:49 pm
Granted, but every other part of your life falls apart.
I wish I could find the right place to start my career.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:34 pm
granted, but  i wish my computers didn't kill themselves every time I turn them on.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:40 pm
granted, but now they kill random people instead
I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:09 pm
too bad. you did. and Dr. Ferg was insane as usual, raising his voice every time somebody had a wrong answer, and walking around to see how everybody was doing their kmaps. then he made you do yours all over.
I wish I'd gone to film school.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:53 pm
You are now enrolled in film school but the enrollment fee is ludicrously high and you can't afford to pay. So you steadily fall into debt, working long hours trying to make ends meet but, realizing its futility, you go and kill yourself not noticing you had a scholarship that could have paid for it. mrgreen
(Aren't I a nice person? xD)
I wish this keyboard's spacebar wasn't so hard to press. confused
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:23 pm
granted, but now you end up with lots of extra spaces where you don't want to, and your backspace button is suddenly hard to press.
(lol, good job, that was fantastically brutal and ironic!)
I wish I had a perfect filming location for my final project in TV production.
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:05 pm
granted but the day you go to film it a sweedish toad hermit decides to parade around in his birthday suet at your location,you call the cops for his indeasent(sp?) exposer but when they show up they arrest you instead for sopoaly trying to stop the mateing dance of an endangered speashies(sp?)...congrats!
i wish i wasn't so insainly dyslexic and or was good at English
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:00 pm
Granted, but now you can't speak,write, or read without going into a grammar frenzy followed by a shock of epileptic seizures. Eventually you have to move to a foreign country and adopt its language and customs, after being fed up with the seizures.
I wish I finished all my homework for the year, without the difficulty and time it would normally require.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:55 pm
Granted but all the homework is done half-heartedly and you only earn F's with the occasional D.
I wish that track practice could go by a little smoother.
(I have the 100th post!)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:43 pm
Granted, but you stop improving because of it.
I wish my old friends didn't live so far away.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:51 am
Wish granted, but they keep coming over all the time, never giving you a moments rest. I wish I was doing more art work to post on DA.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:54 am
granted, but your artwork begins taking over your life and you can't get anything else done.
I wish I didn't have that computer organization class to complicate my life.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:12 pm
granted but becuse your not doing your computer organization class thay make you take a linux class instead
i wish i had more internet time
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