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The Commander and Chef looked up from his oven at the two girls. " Are you aware that it is 12:36 at night? What are you all doing up?" He finished washing his knives and carefully put them away. " Go to be its not healthy to stay up this late."

Jak narrowed his eyes at this scene and then eased up and hopped upon the counter very dramatically and pointed toward the ceiling. "The lass is right, hunger never sleeps! Start...cheffing!" He then paused for dramatic effect and then....clambered back down to earth, realizing how odd this scene was becoming. Blinking once, he jumped behind the counter and then scrambled around for some brew to keep his eyes from shutting.

(( Sounds like a phrase in a Beatles song.....when they did drugs Oo; ))

He tunneled through the piles and piles of random containers that were supposed to be filled with alcohol until reaching his destination--a brown vial containing his very own staple of rum and coke. He mimicked that of Yushi's happy bounding and then took a swig of that nasty stuff. Once, reentering reality and whatnot, he sat atop the bar counter again and looked around at the dreary, murky and quiet surroundings. "We really need to do some housekeeping around here....or barkeeping?" He ran his finger along the dusty bar counter and brushed his hand off along his pants. "So...what are you blokes up to these days?"

"We do need a maid." Bokken said as he glanced up from his stove. "Its getting pretty bad around here especially the bathrooms. Or as I have taken to calling them Rotteneggland." He looked twords the door of doom that had once lead to their John. "We've lost eight girls, two police officers and that one really drunk guy in there. Still haven't found the bodies....." The immortal shook his head in sorrow. "We've sent in search teams but they never come back in one piece. Poor Blankers."
"The beds in the guest rooms are worse if that is possible. One bed actually ripped a man's spine out, another got a woman pregnant. We had a team of scientists working up there to figure it out but they all burst into flames one day." He spit into the sink. "Nasty sight burning scientists just nasty."
"And do not under any circumstances get me started on the laundry. Jak and I have just been throwing our clothes in there for the last 2 years. I went down to try and start but my old shirt started to yell at me in French, and then they stole my wallet."
He smiled up at Yushi. " So how'bout it babe ? Up for the job?"

Jak flew into the conversation almost instantly. "You can use the whole nine yards....of flamethrower fluid we have stored in the backroom somewhere!" He took the nearest exit out of that talk and out of the bar area as he made his way upstairs to do what there was left to do....nothing.

"Just don't burn the place down and clean up the ashes alright?'' The immortal yawned and trugged up the stairs. "Man its been a long day...... two new employees the first in 9 years." He cracked his neck to the side. "I really hope she doesn't burn this place down."

Yushi burped loudly and streched. "Now.... about that cleaning job..." and procceded to burn most of the trouble rooms to the ground, rebuild them and keep them sparkling clean.