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 Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:50 am
I divorced him because his monkey stole all my dice.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:18 am
I divorced her because she is such an angel and I can't be that good!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:17 pm
i divorced him because those are socks and not pants under that kilt
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:18 pm
I divorced her because she will never take that scarf off!
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:07 pm
I divorced her because she is always flying around in the house
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:49 pm
I divorced him because he would punish his monkey.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:39 pm
I divorced her because she had cupcakes for dinner and didn't share with me. ^_^
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:23 pm
I divorced her because she did not like me flying naked!
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:03 pm
i divorced her cause shes a zurg in disguise
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:51 am
I divorced him because he wouldn't give up smoking
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:28 am
I divorced her because she was running up the electricity bill with all the sparklies on her outfit........
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:38 am
I divorced him because the "I married an alien" article I wrote didn't cover the wedding costs.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:20 pm
I divorced her because her sparlies kept distracting me from work
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:21 pm
I divorced her because she was the upteenth person to divorce me for my sparklies and it drove me over the edge. eek lol
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:25 pm
I divorced her because all her other divorces sent her to the mental institute and I just didn't want to visit. razz
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