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 Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:34 pm
kitedragon Rather than take in his surroundings, Kite simply stared blankly at a wall. "If you would, kind miss, please take me to the nearest restroom available." Turning rather green, the wielder of the pada bear started to shake his legs. The pada bear, on the other hand, was quite upset. "If you die before you pay me the 30 dollars you owe me, I'll be rather angry at your corpse. In fact, I might spread images of you in a skirt on the internet." Dybael pointed in a generic direction. "Down that hallway and to the right," she said, following the laws of narrative which dictate that the bathroom is always 'down the hall and to the right'.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:46 pm
Running down the hallway and taking a right, Kite found himself vomiting on a bed. He didn't plan on cleaning that up.
Taking out the cucumber staff from the pada bear, he exhaled. "Time to do what that thing from that druggy world told me to do." Putting the cucumber to his mouth, he sucked out all the seeds and instantly became high again, only this time staying in his current plane. Instantly, a magical staff materialized in front of him to spin around, which he did. In the next instant, he was back to being a regular human.
"Book please." Kite said to the pada bear, making a dramatic pose and putting on his glasses.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:16 pm
Latkes drifted in.
She was wearing a boat.
It was a very pretty boat, with all sorts of flowers and pomegranates on its deck, and whenever Latkes felt somewhat peckish, she'd pluck off a fruit and munch on it a bit.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:17 pm
Jasper blinked.
"Uh...nice boat."
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:20 pm
"I am a natural phenomenona," announced Latkes proudly. "I come in a variety of colors, free shipping and handling if you purchase a complimentary Latkes-mule."
Latkes paused to arrange the boat in a more becoming manner. "So... anyone want to be a hostage?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:24 pm
"Sorry, no-can-do. I'm currently involved in an epic multi-series battle to protect the universe." She smiled. "But maybe we can have some hostageousity in a later episode?"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:30 pm
"Perhaps." Latkes shrugged off the boat and pulled out a really big gun. Like, it was REALLY big. You know. That sort of gun.
"Don't worry," said Latkes, "I am perfectly skilled in operating this weapon! It's for self-defense. Seriously."
"AHA!" screamed Satan, who had been lurking in a corner, "BUT I LIKE REALLY BIG GUNS, O HO HO!"
"No, Satan!" gasped Latkes!
"YES," said Satan, "MOO HA HA!"
Satan pulled out his own really really big gun, and Latkes and Satan both put on some cowboy hats.
"Cool," said Latkes, "it's turned into a space cowboy scenario! Now I can spit in a bucket and no one will think its gross!"
((I'm reading the old posts and trying to figure out where I am in between posts. stressed
EDIT: Okay, I'm sorta up-do-date! ^^))
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:36 pm
Jasper dragged Tailos out of the way of the showdown, picking tumbleweed out of her hair.
"Just make sure you don't destory the ship--I don't know how many times I can use the DEM in a day!"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:38 pm
Satan grinned and stroked his whiskers. "LATKES JOO SO STOOPID! 1337111"
Latkes gasped and run to cower behind Jasper. "He's using Powers of 1337, my nefarious weakness! What should I do?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:42 pm
Latkes Satan grinned and stroked his whiskers. "LATKES JOO SO STOOPID! 1337111"Latkes gasped and run to cower behind Jasper. "He's using Powers of 1337, my nefarious weakness! What should I do?" Jasper stood up, a determined gleam in her eyes. "Watch Captain Tailos." Readying her pencil, she mumbled, "Oh, I wish Dybael were here to give me more cowbell!"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:46 pm
Latkes watched Captain Tailos. What a strange request... Latkes soon got tired of staring at the same old boring face, so she got out a marker and began doodling a mustache in bright green ink all over her upper lip to help pass the time.
Meanwhile, Satan was still spouting 1337. "1 r34||y |1k3 70 347 hum4n f|35h!" he crowed.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:49 pm
Drawing in a deep breath, Jasper began doing the hokey pokey, belting out:
"I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, I AM; I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM!
SECOND VERSE,
SAME AS THE FIRST,
A LITTLE BIT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!"
On 'worse', she stopped and raced up to Satan, drawing on his chest:
'YOU FAIL AT LIFE'.
Satan asplode!
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:54 pm
Zed’s Star Fighter, which had goon completely unnoticed in the Soulbounty’s hanger, hissed and whirred as it gave off smoky steam and the cockpit creaked open. From the opening emerged A blurry eyed young woman…
Hold on a second, Isn’t Zed supposed to be a guy?
“My Female RPG characters are always better, try not to think about it too much.”
O…Kay..?
Getting on with things, She gets out of her Star Fighter and pulls a recording device from her coat pocket. “Dear diary, I’m the last survivor of the ill-fated Space Titanic IX after it collided with a frozen comet just like all its predecessors. In hindsight, maybe the captain should have chosen a new course rather than the exact same path taken by all the other doomed ships. Meh. I’m on an unknown ship, don’t know how I got here. Don’t care so long as I can find some food.”
Shuffling her feet, Zed started to wander about the Soulbounty aimlessly. Hopping to either find food or someone who could give her food.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:55 pm
Latkes applauded as pieces of Satan's guns splattered all over the floor. "Yay!" She ran to collect the guts into a plastic container for later. You never knew when guts could come in handy, especially in space, where rations could sometimes be scarce.
"So," she asked Jasper as she wiped her hands off with a towel, "what's with the Tailos-person?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:57 pm
The Zed Zed’s Star Fighter, which had goon completely unnoticed in the Soulbounty’s hanger, hissed and whirred as it gave off smoky steam and the cockpit creaked open. From the opening emerged A blurry eyed young woman… Hold on a second, Isn’t Zed supposed to be a guy? “My Female RPG characters are always better, try not to think about it too much.” O…Kay..? Getting on with things, She gets out of her Star Fighter and pulls a recording device from her coat pocket. “Dear diary, I’m the last survivor of the ill-fated Space Titanic IX after it collided with a frozen comet just like all its predecessors. In hindsight, maybe the captain should have chosen a new course rather than the exact same path taken by all the other doomed ships. Meh. I’m on an unknown ship, don’t know how I got here. Don’t care so long as I can find some food.” Shuffling her feet, Zed started to wander about the Soulbounty aimlessly. Hopping to either find food or someone who could give her food. Latkes, who had never been good at Physics anyways, decided to defy their laws once again and bump into Zed. She solemnly handed Zed a pomegranate.
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