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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:34 pm
Granted, but then the price of everything goes to at least $1,000,001 and you can never make any money again.
I wish my brother was dead.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:37 pm
granted, but then you won't have anyone to steal money from and blame it on your other sibling.
I wish that i didn't have a TWIN brother X_X
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:24 pm
x~Meru~x granted, but then you won't have anyone to steal money from and blame it on your other sibling. I wish that i didn't have a TWIN brother X_X Granted, but then you get an older sister that embarrasses you about everything. (Just like my life) I wish Monday would get here, so I could go to the basketball game at my school...
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:43 pm
granted, but then the entire school blows up because it was built over a nuclear waste dump and everyone dies, including you.
I wish, I wish for a fish....
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:14 pm
Granted, but you forgot to get some water, and it dies anyway.
I wish I could make people spontaneously combust, except myself.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:26 pm
(SWEET!!! Dead fish!!!)
granted, but then you accidently make your entire family combust and you kill yourself because you now hate yourself more than anything else.
I wish, that my school would blow. BTW, with this wish, I don't carewho or what dies in the explosion, I just want the satisfaction that the school is gone, even if I'm dead.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:58 pm
granted, but it was empty at the time and insured, so now its rebuilt same as it was i wish rap music never existed
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:04 pm
granted, but then all other types of musci become even worse than they already are, and your favorite type of music gets banned from the world.
I wish I had Napalm and could pour it on my brother
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:45 pm
granted, but because of paradoxs caused in earlier wishes you vanish before you can light the match
i wish i had a pet dragon that speaks in a scottish accent and yells the word 'c**k' at every world leader
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:30 am
granted, but when your dragon calls Kim Jong Il "c**k", he sends a nuke to your house and blows you, your house, and your scottish speaking dragon up.
i wish that there weren't so many "stoopyd" poeple in the world.
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saxxon the red dragoon Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:28 am
Granted but due to the spelling of the word 'stupid' in your wish, everyone has become highly intellegent but completey illiterate.
I wish I could heal like Shana and have the unique ability to walk on water.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:14 am
granted, but because of how terorist think that your are a reincarnation of jesus, they think you will take followers away from allah, and they send a suicide bomber to kill you and a bunch of poeple while you where healing them.
i wish i could own a pet dragon thatt couldnt in anyway, shape or form, hurt me.
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saxxon the red dragoon Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:33 pm
Granted, but ebcause the Dragon couldn't hurt anything, it got bored and killed itself.
I wish I was better at math.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:43 pm
Baulder Granted, but ebcause the Dragon couldn't hurt anything, it got bored and killed itself. I wish I was better at math. Granted, but you get too smart, the information is too much for your underdeveloped mind, and your head blows up. I wish for a dragon that would fight by my side no matter what, and together we would save the world.
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saxxon the red dragoon Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:02 pm
granted, but when fighting the evil that will destroy the world, both you and your dragon die saving the world with one last struggling attacking that kills both of you.
i wish that there werent so many noobs in guild wars
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