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 Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:15 pm
idk if this one has been said, but....
"You talk to God - you're religious. God talks to you - you're psychotic."
it was from the episode a few weeks back with that healer kid with herpes.
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:11 pm
i dont know if this has been posted, but--i LOVE House's answering machine! It just cracked me up when i watched that episode.
hmm...i can't seem to find the exact quote right now... gonk
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:14 pm
House: "Welcome aboard Good Ship a**-Kisser, pucker up me hearties."
LOL, I cracked up so hard when I heard that!
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:32 pm
Chase- We've got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman could get the machine.
House- I teach you to lie and cheat and steal and the second my back is turned you wait in line!
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House- What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short-shorts?
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Wilson- Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?
House- They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:33 pm
House: I also think that she has a problem with SAC.
Girl: SAC?
House: Thanks for playing. Stupid American Child.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 5:59 pm
ok...i can't remember the quote exactly, but it was from the episode where Foreman gets that unknown disease (sorry if i'm not that accurate):
House: *to Foreman* Do you remember who we are?
Foreman: Yeah. Of course. *points to Cameron* Your Cameron
Cameron: Yes.
--Foreman does some more pointing and naming--
House: Who am I?
Foreman: Your the manipulative b*****d
House: You remembered! ^^
haha...i loved that scene.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:47 pm
thou hast copied me crying
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:23 pm
Rosegrl14 thou hast copied me crying me? i'm really sorry if i did. i didn't have time to look at what some other people posted, so i didn't see yours. redface
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 4:24 pm
Yay found more quotes!
idea House: If you really cared about me, you'd find me a better corpse.
idea Cuddy: House, don't you think that's a little manipulative?
House: No, it's hugely manipulative.
idea Donald: I assume House is a great doctor.
Chase: Why would you assume that?
Donald: Because when you're that big a jerk, you're either great or unemployed.
idea Cuddy: Oh! [she puts down her cards face up] Stone cold bluff! You might want to spend a little more time paying attention to your cards, and a little less time staring at my breasts.
House: They don't match either. I'm going to take some air.
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:43 pm
Here's a few I found while looking around ^^
Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about sex?
House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
House: Heh, nice cover.
Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.
House: This is a mistake. I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring.
Wilson: Open doors for her, help her with her chair -
House: I have been on a date.
Wilson: Uh, not since disco died.
House: [after running into a waiting patient holding a cup full of a yellow liquid] He peed on me!
Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
House: I think your tie is ugly.
Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:38 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:03 pm
haha! those icons rock! mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:44 pm
sac_nicte haha! those icons rock! mrgreen Don't they though? domokun I just wish I could take credit for them. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:11 pm
These were two that I wrote down when I rented the DVD's:
Wilson: Be yourself, cold, uncaring, distant.
House: Please, don't put me on a pedestal.
[House was asking about examining Stacey's house for any leads to her husband's disease and naming off possible places to look for the disease]
House: Did I miss anything?
Chase: Kitchen sink...
House: I didn't ... oh you minx (sp?)
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