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 Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:50 pm
"So how do you expect the court to take the evidence he presented seriously? Its clear that he had no idea what he was doing."
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:53 pm
"All, but the tape seems to the only thing that should be taken seriously. Everyone here has seen Doink's message, threatening to burn down my fortress/office."
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:55 pm
Mike Bucci "All, but the tape seems to the only thing that should be taken seriously. Everyone here has seen Doink's message, threatening to burn down my fortress/office." "I see. Now, are you familiar with a thing we call... height?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:01 pm
"Well, after having the video analysed by a computer, we have this printout. I'd like to introduce this as exhibit 1. In it, it clearly states that the man in the video was 6'6. Do you know Mr. the clown's height?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:02 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:04 pm
"He stands six feet even. Can you explain how everywhere else on the planet, Mr. the Clown is six feet tall, but he magically grows half a foot when he steps into that convenience store? That's a little too convenient for me."
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:05 pm
"How would I know? I just found the tape. I can't explain everything. If this isn't Doink, then who is it?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:07 pm
Mike Bucci "How would I know? I just found the tape. I can't explain everything. If this isn't Doink, then who is it?" Its obviously a rather tall man wearing a clown suit. There are millions of clowns in the world, and the clown in the vid aint in the courtroom. Now, then, I've been meaning to ask, what's the name of the store again?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:09 pm
"I do not know. Somebody put this in my mailbox."
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:12 pm
Mike Bucci "I do not know. Somebody put this in my mailbox." Oh, I see. So this could have been staged? You have no proof of authenticity? You have absolutely no idea who owned the store, who put in the security camera or how much money was stolen? Huh?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:13 pm
"Not at all. For all I know, Doink over there hired someone to do this stint and sent the film to my house to make me look bad! All I know is, I do not have any involvement in this video."
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:17 pm
"Uh huh, well, I'd like to introduce exhibit 2! I will now show the contents of this tape, acquired by an anonymous source."
*The tape plays, revealing Bucci accidently left the camera on as it showed he and some tall black man who was wiping face paint off discussing the tape.
Bucci: "Great work, this'll get a clear conviction!"
Black man: "Where's mah money, foo'?"
Bucci: "You'll get it once Doink gets thrown in Jail. Ha!"
*The tape cuts off.*
"Mr. Bucci, can you explain this?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:19 pm
"That is not me. All of you can agree that I don't even know the word 'conviction'. "
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