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 Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:16 pm
(J.D. to Turk, after coming home from a date with Kylie.)
Turk: "So, did you hit it and quit it?"
J.D.'s monologue: Hell no
J.D: "Hell Yes, Brutha."
(By the way, that was from Scrubs if you couldn't tell.
Also, "Hit it and quit it" means to copulate, then leave suddenly. A booty call. I don't agree with it, but it was funny.)
Can we also take quotes from books? Even if they aren't dialogue?
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:52 pm
Daniel: You're a nerd to the fifth power.
Me:...what does that make you?!?!?
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:40 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:16 am
Mr. Demler: You know what the opposite of a sinecure is? A cosinecure! Get it? Sine...cosine? xd
Class: ...
Kid: What's a paradox?
Mr. Demler: It's a pair of documents! Get it? xd
Class: ...
Laura: Okay so, we have to put the solution in this test tube, so hold it tight.
Anmol: Aiight.
Laura: And then close it and...did you just say aiight?
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:09 am
Stephen: We need a plan.
Mitchel: We sneak in, grab it, and get out.
Sky: -sweatdrop- Any other plans?
Stephen: Ask a teacher?
Mitchel: -Hits Stephen upside the head- ... Dumb a**.
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:07 pm
"So this is it," said Arthur. "We're going to die."
"Yes," said Ford,"except...no!Wait a minute! What's this switch?" he cried.
"What? Where?" Arthur cried,twisting around.
"No, I was only fooling. We really are going to die after all," said Ford.
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:01 pm
Sephie: Haha. I wish I had a camera to take a picture of your face right now. [Sephie cracking up.]
Neko: What? You wish you had a Canada to take the picture?
Sephie: No, why would I need a Canada to take a picture? Canada's stupid.
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:14 pm
xDDD
Yo Mom!!
Actually, it's your mom too. Dumbass.
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:35 pm
K.: Well, yeah. Hicks always have their guns.
Emu: I take offense at that!
K.: Why? Do you own a gun?
Emu: No, I'm a hick.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:43 pm
Note: Gola means naked in Russian.
Kirkman: Welcome to Gola Airlines! If you're going to stick something somewhere, we're all going to see it. There ain't no terrorism here.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:41 pm
Well this one is a bit dated. Happened about a week ago.
USH teacher: 'Does anyone know who MacArthur was?'
Me: 'Wasnt he the asshat that almost started a war with China in Korea?'
USH Teacher: 'MacArthur will NOT be referred to as that. But yes, he was.'
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:40 pm
Walker: THen there was this Engilsh professor. He came into class, said, "Ladies, cross your legs." Then he said, "Now gentlemen, the gates of Hell are closed, let's study English."
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:39 pm
Vonne: Well, you wouldn't know anything about grass cause you don't even get out of the house.
Anmol: Oooh, I actually watched TV yesterday!
Vonne: So you're finally doing things that normal teenagers do?
Anmol: Yeah...oh...but it wasn't English TV...
Vonne: Baby steps, Anmol, baby steps.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:06 pm
Zwick: Sex. You can say it.
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