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 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:27 pm
Laken louise Edward:Bella, I have to tell you this before we get any further in our relationship, I don't love you, I love Mike Newton and I'm sorry *Walk's dreamily after Mike*
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:21 pm
Jacob: I have finally discovered my one true goal in life.....*pauses for dramatic effect*...to be the next Snoop Dog!
Sam and other werewolfs: eek
Bella: xd wth?!?!
Edward: I knew he was wack.
Jacob: cool Fro shizzle
(yeah....I was bored....)
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:23 am
I just have to say how much a LOVE Jacob!...sorry had to get that out there....
Edward: "How do I look in this pink fuzzy ballarena outfit?"
Jacob: "Edward, your the nicest person in the world! Oh by the way... I LOVE your pink fuzzy ballarena outfit!" xp
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:34 pm
Bella-"Jessica is my bestfriend"
Edward-"Bella...I don't love you, I love Jacob! *makes out with him*
Edward (while being in bella's bed) -"I'm horny,let's have sex"
Alice- " I hate sport cars"
Carlise-" I love human blood"
Rosalie-"I think i'm going to stop being plastic"
The Cullens-" We love to sleep!"
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Previously Kagome_Kitsune
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:50 pm
Edward: -cool calmed pose, elbows resting on a bar-
*as music starts he looks up*
... I'm.... too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt,
too sexy yeahahaa....*strips*
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:00 pm
Carlise:
"I have reached a veredict:
.. we shall adopt Charlie!"
Ok that was lame.... ummm
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Previously Kagome_Kitsune
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:41 am
Bella:Anything you can do,I can do better.I can do anything Better than you
Edward:No, you can't.
Bella: Yes, I can.
Edward:No, you can't.
Bella:Yes, I can,Yes, I can!
Edward:Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later,I'm greater than you.
Bella:No, you're not.
Edward: Yes, I am.
Bella:No, you're NOT!.
Edward:Yes, I am Yes, I am!
Edward:I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge
Bella:I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow
Edward:I can live on bread and cheese.
bella:And only on that?
edward:Yes.
Bella:So can a rat!
(we all know the rest i'm sure lol)
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:21 pm
Ahaha. I'm here to add some more! (I used to be Kyuubi Kit.)
Bella: I . . . I see dead people.
Emmet: Hey! This cereal stuff is pretty good . . . maybe even better than irratable grizzly!
Carslise: I'm only cocky because you suck.
Edward: Hey, Bella, let's go skydiving!
Bella: okay ^_^
Bella: There was a farmer had a dog, and Jacob was his name-o! J-A-C-O-B! J-A-C-O-B! J-A-C-O-B, and Jacob was his name-o!
Esme: I'm a badass mutha fu**a.
Carlise: Oh no you di'int! Don't go there, girlfriend! *snaps fingers*
Bella: Smile for me, Daddy!
Edward: Whatcha looking at?
Bella: I wanna see yo grill!
Edward: Ya wanna see my what?
Bella: Ya-ya grill! Ya-ya, ya grill!
Edward: Rob da jewelry store tell 'em make me a grill!
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:22 pm
Edward: (To Bella) You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake! You are the same decaying organic matter as everybody else!
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:25 pm
Bella: (To Jacob) Pllleeeaaassseeee, Jacob?
Jacob: No.
Bella: Will you do it for a Scooby snack?
Jacob: Hell no.
Bella: Will you do it for TWO Scooby snacks?
Jacob: . . . Maybe.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:27 pm
Edward: (Lying down on Bella's bed.) Na na na na na na na, sheets of Egyptian Cotton! Na na na na na na na na! Sheets of Ehyptian cotton.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:28 pm
Edward: (To Bella) Shake it, Bella! Hellz yeah! Imma smack dat @$$!
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:04 am
LMAO!!!!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:06 am
Mitsuko-hime Bella: (To Jacob) Pllleeeaaassseeee, Jacob? Jacob: No. Bella: Will you do it for a Scooby snack? Jacob: Hell no. Bella: Will you do it for TWO Scooby snacks? Jacob: . . . Maybe. rofl rofl rofl *sigh* biggrin
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:06 am
Alrighty, here's what I've come up with on the spot.
Jacob: "Lookit, Eddy! I made a macaroni picture! There's you, and there's me...and it says, "Jake and Eddy, BFF's!"
Edward: "Awwwh, I love it! And I. Love. YOU! Let's go skip and frolic in the happy sunlight!"
Edward: "I vahnt to sahck your blood."
Bella: "Edward, you were right, Mike would be MUCH better for me. JESSICA! I want him back! gonk heart "
Carlisle: "BELLA! Hold still and let me eat you!"
Esme: "I have been so nice, all these years...and now...today begins the reign of Esme Cullen! I shall become even more powerful than the Volturi!" *Chops up Carlisle and burns the bits* "MUAHAHAHA! BOW TO ME, FOOLISH MORTALS!"
Rosalie: "Emmett, do you think I'm getting fat?"
Emmett: "Absolutely. You look like a whale!"
Rosalie: "Oh, now you gave me a complex. Now I'm gonna go throw up."
Alice: "No, Edward, I will not drive faster! I must obey the speed limit. It's not like getting to the mall is a priority."
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